| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Tobiwan has just read out the scoreboard. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're losing 8 to 41. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's only 20 minutes in. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Roshan was just killed. We saw them enter with our one ward. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We tried to snatch the aegis but their Wisp got a rampage. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what is this IO's KDA? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How much are we feeding? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | IO is.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is 28/0/15 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is carrying hard. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need all the fucking meepos out of the room please. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking stupid feeders! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Their entire team is fed! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We haven't pushed a single fucking tower! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How did this even happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is fucking ridiculous. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have no courier, no wards. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We need a 5 man smoke gank or some shit. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How does Wisp even snowball!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it was an exotic build! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's bullshit! Carry IO is not a fucking thing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, that ball is everywhere! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then buy a fucking shadowblade. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The feeding stops now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Listen. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We will get Disables. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We will buy orchids. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meepo will learn to blink poof! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Before they shove their dicks down our feeding throats again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We will come back! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will split push every lane and fuck their ancient up! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need wards. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm buying a divine. We have no other choice. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We lose otherwise anyway. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Buy cluckles. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And give that Goddamn chicken a jetpack. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The game is not over yet! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | TI6 is still a chance. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If we kick that FUCKING Meepo off our team. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That tryhard is a such a feeder. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Divided we stand. But we stand together. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm kidding, this is bullshit. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I quit this fucking game. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Icefrog, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You're a prick. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have no life anymore. My family left me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | My kids think I'm dead. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just abandon. |
