| 00:00 - 00:03 | No one has commented on your book. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | However, 9th Panzer Div. has been ordered to make sock accounts |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we are emailing agents |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Christopher Little, Folio, Conville & Walsh and even Harper Collins |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We still consider Authonomy your best chance |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, my book will soon be on top of the desk and those idiots will worship me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It'll will be the next Harry Potter |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The desk..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's the Faux Agents... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've ripped it apart, even the grammar |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who haven't read it or like to yodel eating crisps....outside |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The dirty fucking bastards |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Their books are all shit, utter shit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's the next Harry Potter only so much fucking better. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Rowlings didn't have magic penguins... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's that fucking Maitland the bastard |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Partick he's another fucking arsewipe |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What do they know Goering told me it was fantastic the big gay bear |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 600 words. They know nothing, nothing, idiots |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer...You didn't even use capital letters or punctuation |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Punctuation, fuck off I used loads of commas and shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer..You can't use exclamation marks after every sentence |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll use them when ever I want...they know nothing, my mum told me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Their jealous of my talent |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Faux agents? Faux fuckers more like, the nosey bastards |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My book has everything and pictures too. It will be a movie and then those little shits will come crawling. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And that KJD what does he know of wizards and goblins and shit? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How you read the shit on that site? My book is a jewel, how dare they |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It will be publish and then they be sorry - pretentious bastards - they understand nothing. Nothing! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's the next Harry Potter and I will be worshiped as a literary giant |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's it - one star eveything. I teach 'em bunch of losers. You know who likes it? Fucking Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Did they like the magic penguins? What about the hamster with the funny hat? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the gorilla with a lisp and a pink tutu? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's fucking genius that is |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 450,000 fucking words |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even Nietzsche didn't do that many, big words too, I used a thesaurus |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone's told me its great...Not those bastards, bunch of literary Nazis |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have they ever been published - have they fuck |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have, Mein Kampf and this shit is better |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's got fairy folk and all sorts of weird shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, He'll never find out you gave it one star |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I put my heart into it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And people have given it 1 star |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll find them.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll get the fuckers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I create a fantasy world and then they piss all over it. My poor penguins |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Perhaps they'll like my sequel...... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 'Gypsies - Do we really need them?' |
