| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the Battleground results are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Prime Time Players retained the titles over New Day |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Randy Orton defeated Sheamus |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Undertaker interfered in Brock vs Seth causing a DQ |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Setting up Taker vs Brock at Summerslam |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do we know who Owens is defending the US Title against |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | at Summerslam yet? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Owens..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kevin Owens tapped out to the STF |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Cena is still champion |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who has ever chanted "Lets Go Cena"... leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS WAS OWENS NIGHT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | OWENS SHOULD BE CHAMP RIGHT NOW! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | JOHN FUCKING CENA! EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS IS RUSEV AND WYATT ALL OVER AGAIN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCK JOHN CENA! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cena can't even drop the U.S Title!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What happened to him helping to make new Stars?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He hasnt made anybody better by feuding with them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, what about CM Punk and Daniel Bryan? They- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY!? THEY ARE BOTH GONE! PUNK WILL NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, Owens is young he's got a plenty of time to- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont give a shit, Owen's time is now! He's been ready for months |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS ALL CENA'S FAULT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He makes the NXT Guys look weak! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Zayne, Neville, now Owens. Who next? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Finn Balor and Hideo Itami in a handicap match?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Everybody can hear him call his spots in the ring, even at a PPV. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Owens had to tap?? TAP!??? To the STF?!?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Cena cant even apply the hold correctly! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If you cant do the move right... DONT DO IT AT ALL!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember when Owens debuted on Raw |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought things were changing... I really thought!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I thought the NXT revolution was finally here |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But its not..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ITS THE SAME OLD SUPER CENA, INVINCIBLE BULLSHIT! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | For 13 years.... nothing has changed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He couldnt even put over The Ryback! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And The Ryback even looks like a main eventer! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | PLUS Cena gets to bang Nikki Bella! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, they wont get married |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not going to watch Summerslam this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm cancelling my network subscription... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For good.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll watch something else... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hear Lucha Underground is actually really good, they've got John Morrison and Alberto |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I really like John Morrison |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Alberto is alright |
