| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is no one available to lead the Artillery Guards today... |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | Currently they are head banging and punching each other |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I've told Malakith a thousand times about an NCO for Guards. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However the other officers just don't listen they don't care. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's have Hovis have them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and then they can be organized properly |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm...well you see the thing is |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hovis |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hovis...joined the cadets again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It has been suggested that we let James lead them... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is in Artillery, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY HAS THIS FETHIN' HAPPENED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do we have guards? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They troll, they shoot each other...they are no better than skirms. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And HOVIS HOVIS? He could have set them straight |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But nobody gives him the chance. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | When I get my hands on that bloody Malakith |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he's got hell coming his way. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why can't they join line? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They don't like Gaz...he shouts too much. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you! They will learn to like it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I was joking, just calm down. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Calm down? CALM DOWN I will rip you from the face of the Earth you pigshit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GUARDS? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are too busy Guarding each others arses from Temerei to be doing anything useful |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They are about as useful as Skirms |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | These Guards need to be taught some fucking discipline |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Too busy drinking tea and fucking each other. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who ever it was who though of this will be gassed. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are capable of great things |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but they are so fucking lazy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hovis, why did you join Cadets? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What are we going to do now? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Give the Guards to JAMES? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There would be a mutiny |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE MIGHT AS WELL GET FUCKING CAV |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They'd do a better job than Line |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hell, the Cadets are better than Line |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why do I have to deal with this shit... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I work my arse off and they get PG FUCKING TIPS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Malakith will sort them out. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | One day the Guards will rise |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they will become legends |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and we will be proud of them... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One day Skirms will disband |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And there will be no more crackshots infecting our ranks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | May God bless Arty. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They will save us all..one day. |
