| 00:00 - 00:03 | The CR list for tomorrow just came out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are a few unfilled medic jobs. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is a medic spot at 3 and a couple spots at 1. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Most of the on duty medics have mando protection tomorrow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we are letting you know you are # 4 standby |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I got mando'd today.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There is no way they are getting me for tomorrow too. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm... Hitler... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Listen.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Two more medics just hit of sick and # 2 standby just zsick'd |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You got choices Big Guy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a medic who does 48/96 or 365, leave the watch room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TOMORROW IS A TUESDAY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I looked at the picklist and I have more hours than all the assholes on this shift! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These pieces of shit that zsick need a foot up their ass |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I never get to go home... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been at 23 Engine the past two days. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I had to do 42 ePCR'S |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And we spent all goddamn morning doing Hill Inspections! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Hitler, everyone on duty today has mando protection tomorrow. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Mando protection? My next day I'm Shift Trade Off. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hitler, people have an RDO next day. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the number day! They sign up to work the CR as soon as they get home! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You know it's fucking true! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You assholes think this 1's and 2's schedule is the greatest fucking thing ever, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The medics always end up working 4 days straight! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I haven't had 2 days off in a row since fucking February! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Medics do all the goddamn work! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Pick up bums and then spend 30 minutes typing a story all about it! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't ever take a fucking nap or get out to shop |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't even get on the Truck for a rest at the double houses! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how many times I went to the Eastmont Mall yesterday? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 5 fucking times! Everyone has fucking chest pain! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And it takes PMP forever to fucking get there! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck being the medic.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'M GETTING ON THE 48/96 AS SOON AS I CAN FIND A TRADER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THAT WAY I WILL NEVER GET FUCKING MANDO'D! IT WON'T MATTER HOUR MANY HOURS I HAVE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will delete my number out of Telestaff. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Hey Big Guy, you got choices!" Fuck that shit! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll NEVER WORK A FUCKING WEEKEND AGAIN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He knows it was you zsick'd tomorrow. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck.. maybe I'll go 365. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Most of those lazy fucks work in the hills. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sleep all night... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | then I can cherry pick CR whenever I want it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm putting my paperwork in downtown to get out of the program |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I heard the new class has a bunch of medics |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck double mando.... |
