00:00 - 00:05 | so we have been getting complaints about corrupt staff and they're like |
00:05 - 00:07 | hurry up hire some quality staff, |
00:07 - 00:10 | so we promoted like 6-10 new members |
00:11 - 00:16 | for the staff team and we pretended they are good |
00:17 - 00:21 | and let them be free to do what ever |
00:21 - 00:24 | even a 13 year old DerpMineplexPug |
00:26 - 00:28 | we promoted her because she's on 24/7 |
00:29 - 00:31 | and we need people to monitor the idiots that pay us |
00:31 - 00:34 | they think they're smart and that they can get staff |
00:38 - 00:40 | BUT THEY CANT |
00:41 - 00:47 | we only promote corrupt people! |
00:47 - 00:50 | and then it makes the donators more |
00:50 - 00:56 | encouraged but they apply 10-30 times |
00:58 - 00:59 | and when we finally accept them, then |
00:59 - 01:01 | WE FALSE BAN THEM |
01:04 - 01:06 | then later after they appeal and get unbanned |
01:06 - 01:08 | WE BAN THEM AGAIN FOR COMPLAINING |
01:13 - 01:14 | BRILLIANT RIGHT! |
01:14 - 01:16 | they get an alt, |
01:16 - 01:20 | we act like we don't know.. |
01:21 - 01:27 | then after they make it obvious |
01:35 - 01:36 | BOOM THIRD BAN |
01:36 - 01:39 | and since no one likes perm bans, |
01:41 - 01:44 | we make them 30, SO THEY HAVE TO WAIT! |
01:44 - 01:47 | then we copy some games |
01:47 - 01:49 | promise clans |
01:50 - 01:53 | never make clans |
01:54 - 01:56 | and they get another alt |
01:56 - 01:58 | because they're addicted, |
01:58 - 02:02 | THEY DONATE AGAIN |
02:05 - 02:07 | and apply again |
02:10 - 02:11 | WE DENY THEM UNTIL THE 666TH |
02:11 - 02:13 | APPLICATION SO THEYRE CURSED |
02:15 - 02:17 | then when they're staff again... |
02:17 - 02:20 | WE DEMOTE AND BAN THEM |
02:21 - 02:28 | promote ishh's son because |
02:29 - 02:30 | hes in the family business |
02:30 - 02:32 | OF CORRUPTION |
02:36 - 02:39 | Spu comes back |
02:40 - 02:42 | AND WE DEMOTE THE CREATOR |