00:00 - 00:03 | Our resources are being assembled |
00:04 - 00:05 | JDE to SAP migration in North America is beginning |
00:05 - 00:07 | our Accenture consultants will converge from all over Europe to spend our shareholder's money |
00:08 - 00:12 | NA will be powerless against our SAP fanboys |
00:12 - 00:15 | T-One will be easily defeated |
00:17 - 00:19 | Do we need to upgrade any of our web browsers? |
00:19 - 00:21 | To support their latest version of SAP? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Holcim still uses... |
00:31 - 00:33 | they still use a thick client... |
00:34 - 00:36 | they don't support a web client. |
00:53 - 00:58 | All EAM staff leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean they still use a fucking thick client?!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Its 2015, not 1995 for fuck's sake! |
01:18 - 01:23 | What have they been doing for the last 20 years? |
01:25 - 01:28 | *crying* |
01:29 - 01:31 | Why not a fucking green screen? |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is going to cripple our network! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Our users will fucking hang us.... |
01:37 - 01:40 | HTML 5? Mobile? Does anyone read Gartner? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, we can use Citrix? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Citrix, who still uses that garbage? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they have a full VDI solution too. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't need VDI, I need an ERP client from the last decade. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Is someone at Holcim on the payroll at Citrix? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Who still pays for this expensive garbage? |
01:57 - 02:00 | and if their ERP environment is not customized |
02:00 - 02:03 | then why the fuck can't they support a web client |
02:04 - 02:08 | out-of-the box SAP, bullshit! |
02:08 - 02:13 | They built custom frontend screens |
02:14 - 02:16 | and used Salesforce.com to hide the |
02:17 - 02:21 | hideous SAP GUI client from their users |
02:27 - 02:29 | and they want us to use this crap |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'd rather have a root canal in my kneecap |
02:34 - 02:36 | then go back to a Citrix client |
02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe we can bring back Extensity too |
02:43 - 02:47 | that way I can also have a Microsoft JVM |
02:48 - 02:53 | the worst application ever written |
02:54 - 02:56 | well, besides the SAP GUI |
02:56 - 02:59 | Fucking god damn Citrix |
02:59 - 03:02 | Its going to cost me millions of dollars in re-development |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we will offshore it to India |
03:14 - 03:16 | At least they have an active-active data center |
03:19 - 03:23 | with great SLAs and DR capability |
03:25 - 03:26 | no need for another data center project |
03:31 - 03:33 | we can just move our workloads in |
03:40 - 03:46 | and their network team is very strong |
03:46 - 03:49 | with great leadership |
03:53 - 03:56 | sign the AR and charter. |