| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Goobs, these our are plans for the new season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've been hidden away all summer working on these for you.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we've been through every website on the internet... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ..found every statistic there is and complied detailed dossiers on each player. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We believe your plan this year is fool proof and you cannot fail but to be Titan Champion for a 5th straight year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You're sure this is foolproof? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I was almost caught twice last year, the shits |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, there is something... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | errr... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | i'm afraid there has been a change to the rules this year... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have introduced something they're calling 'Chips' |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't in my circle of trust, please leave.... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They have done what! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who, who decided this? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Marren, it has to be him, the filthy stinking little snake! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That son of a bitch won't get away with this! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll kill him! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Find him and bring him to me, I want his head on my desk! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm going to shove my cock right up his arse, he's going to wish he didn't medel with me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What are you still doing standing, go and find the sexy bastard! Now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Goobs, we don't know it was him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks! He's always interfering! Email after email, moan after moan. It has to be him! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about Sagar, Ry, Gary even? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't be stupid, they don't have brains to pull a stunt like this. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's him, it stinks of him! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A chip for Triple points |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A chip for your subs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and a chip for a retarded attacking formation |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who else would think a plot like this to take away my duck! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Well it won't work. I'm smarter than he'll ever be. I'll work out every possible variable there is! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm mother fucking goobs for christ sake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm greater than all the fuck wits put togther in this league |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm champion 4 years straight |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and this is how they treat me, the greatest champion that ever lived |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The most handsome man that ever lived |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | pigs |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am trying to build a legacy here |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A legacy the rest of these idiots could only dream of |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The next thing you'll tell me is he wants his cousin to join |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that cunt almost beat me last year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You better tell me now if that's what he's planning |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Matty is here to crush the Goobs |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose it's to be expected... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I couldn't go on winning year after year |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Title after tile, it was getting boring |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | His cousin, is it true? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm not sure I can beat him, not with these stupid fuckin chips they've created |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Triple fuckin captain points, the cunts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Marren is twat |
