| 00:00 - 00:03 | So I spilled my bag of Doritos |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And found the illuminati here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There will be Mountain Dew in this area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You can find snoop doge over here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And get high over here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will you shut up with the damn illuminati shit. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's annoying as hell |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeff |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I was hired by the illuminati |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | To 360 no scope you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not MLG get the hell out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCK YOUR ILLUMINATI |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WILL NOT BE SHOT BY YOUR SHIT HACKS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOUR A DISGRACE TO CoD |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | At least I get my no scopes legit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU FUCKSTICKS CHEAT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU MAKE THE GAME SHIT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I FUCKING HATE YOU |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DIE RIGHT WHEN I SPAWN IN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's because you drop a grenade all the time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOU |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lol what a fag |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK YOU DUMB BITCH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I HATE YOU GUYS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I JUST FUCKING HATE YOU |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU ALWAYS TEAM KILL ME |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | FOR NO DAMN REASON |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I ALWAYS GET TEAM KILLED |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | JUST CAUSE I STEAL KILLS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I CAN'T GET MY OWN KILLS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SO YOU GUYS KILL ME |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I may just go play minecraft |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love to just go build my own things |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I don't get killed for no reason |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHITTY CREEPERS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THEY ALWAYS BLOW MY SHIT UP |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even when I turn it on peaceful my shit blows up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I might be dealing with a griefer |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I FUCKING HATE GRIEFERS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop crying like a little bitch |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All my shit just blows up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't ever trust anyone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No one |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not even you guys |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What the hell are you doing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You dumb ass |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | dumbshit |
