| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have booked your tickets to South Africa |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will be on a road trip starting here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The car hire is sorted |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we have planned a few braais already |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything looks good, lets leave immediatel |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to eat some delicious steak and swim in the Indian ocean |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | its... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its still 6 months until your flight |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You have to wait and then travel to Stockholm first |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Devan, Stuart, Bob, stay. Everyone else leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't wait that long for Durban, I want to go now! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how long its been since I've had braai rashers? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or a proper bum burning bunny chow? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Theres no goddamn sun in Finland! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You should have made the flights earlier |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now we have to suffer through the November darkness |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with expensive food and grumpy friends |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher you are the one that approved the initial plan |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Nonsense! You should have known! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher we can't change the plans now and you have no holiday days available |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are such a dolt |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A big fat ape with no brain |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have to wait half a damn year more to see you fools |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Half a year until awesomeness |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Half a year until I can T rex pool fight Devan again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't wait that long! Someone invent a goddamn hot tub time machine |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or some kind of teleportation device. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I neeeed to get into the sea |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There are no waves in the Baltic, its shit and nut shrinking cold! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You don't know Finnish darkness |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it sucks away your soul and leaves you empty inside. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It takes forever to put your damn clothes on to go out. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Slippery! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ice is goddamn slippery, I have to walk on the ice again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I slip every year, I could have avoided it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The only thing you can slip on in Durban is the tears from happy people |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | happy from all the steak they can eat. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And cheap coke! Can't forget that. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Maria... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will just have to wait. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But I am going to spam the event page. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yessiree |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | More than Stuart's Dr. Who spam |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will unleash the spam kraken and drown you in memes about SA |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | My memes will block out the sun |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | aaapes! |
