| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Fouseytube and his bruh-bruhs are doing a giveaway. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Alex and Lauren have betrayed us, siding with him. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | According to his vlogs, he's been over here in LA. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The bruh-bruhs are growing... It's getting hard to stop. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He's planning to make people follow him on instagram to get them to join his army. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wait, instagram? This is bad. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We don't have instagram.. We're like in the 1950s bro. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Before that, he also asked a question... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That one must answer to in a video. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | What does "green tea is green tea if it's just green tea" mean? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Green tea is green tea. But it's not just green tea. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I feel it... I feel the green tea. Green tea is just green tea if it's just green tea... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They can't see the truth! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They must see it! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Green tea is green tea! No matter what they say! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's gone mad.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We shall join the bruh bruhs! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Go get me some green tea! RIGHT NOW! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How do those fools not see it?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU ALL MUST UNDERSTAND!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, please. Green tea is a leaf dipped in water. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO! GREEN TEA IS JUST GREEN TEA! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you've gone mad. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No, you all can't see the TRUTH! AGH! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE'RE JOINING THEM! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Green tea is green tea |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If it's just green tea! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'M SIGNING UP FOR IT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE'RE ALL SIGNING UP FOR IT! |
