| 00:00 - 00:03 | JGC is growing we have over 150 members |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Even a doctor is a member |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are established over South Jakarta with EP entrenched as our home base |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have new shirts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And new cards |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We are growing EP numbers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Good...so let's plan for next year |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Giles |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Vagina |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shrek is coming back to Jakarta....we couldn't help it! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Mr.Burns should be a member of the JGC leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a disgrace! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I didn't even want this job! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who does he think he is that he can waltz back in like nothing has changed?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I live in BSD!...how am I going to win another BDC event! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I even let "the Nobody" sleep with that ugly white chick in the corridor! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Craig hasn't even met him and he already hates him! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FFS! I even let Cripple act like a cock on stage when he can't even sing! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Jaffa is leaving at the end of the year I won't have any support |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No way is he coming back as President!!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Giles he did set up the JGC |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I don't care if he set up the UN! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Giles don't be so sensitive! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Sensitive!...I will show you sensitive! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I now run the JGC! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All he does is create names |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And delete people from the WhatsApp group to show his so called "authority" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Does he even post photos of chicks with big cans? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then he writes up a code of conduct like he still runs the place! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dan stop looking at that white chick! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have won most BDC events |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I can't even find the trophy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I miss pressure hour |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have a damn kid now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | On a teachers' salary that's gold |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No way |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am the President of this club |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I stuffed up the shirts and the cards but I deserve it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know how far BSD is? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Call immigration now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Someone should be able to cancel his KITAS? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Don't worry Shrek is staying in Mitch's apartment building |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I live so far away... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is this the end of my reign? I don't think I can do another Krakatoa |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't even know if the kid is mine |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want a paternity test |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we still have Joe.... |
