| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have just checked willy weather |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and its going to be too windy to fish with Alan... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 40 knot winds where predicted |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | you cant get out of it anywhere |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | St Leonards, Werribee and Corio bay are all unfishable |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about fishing in freshwater??? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | maybe try for trout |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the barometer is dropping FAST!!! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its no good for fishing anywhere |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | whoever doesnt fish leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i just wanted to learn how to fish! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and Alan is the best fisherman ive ever heard of!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you cant fish these conditions! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | what about all the reports??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Snapper and Gummies, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | are being caught everywhere by amateures! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they have no idea like Alan does! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | what about next weekend? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | the fish wont go anywhere... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | how would you know? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you know how to fish? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i need to fish this weekend because im working next weekend! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | this was going to be perfect to fish this weekend |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | i was going to catch a Snapper bigger than Brendans! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | it was going to exceed 9 kg's, 9 FUCKING KILOS!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | on fresh squid Alan caught yesterday |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all this fresh bait that he bought from the market, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | all the Pilchards...and Silver whiting |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | its all fucking useless |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Alan said we could've possibly |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even caught a Gummy shark as a by catch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | how nice it wouldve been |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and now i bloody can't! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | because the incompetant idiots got the weather wrong! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | how the hell do these idiots still have a job? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they go to uni for years to study meteoroligy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and they cant get anything right...??? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure Alan has another plan with Hitler |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i need to be alone... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | so i can call Alan to see if he has any other ideas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | because if i cant go fishing this weekend... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | my life will be ruined |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i dont understand how these clowns still have a job at the BOM |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | what am i going to do if i cant fish |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i didnt think it was too much to ask...??? |
