00:00 - 00:05 | Obviously we have several big problems. |
00:05 - 00:07 | No leadership, no command staff. |
00:07 - 00:10 | No one really gives a shit anymore. |
00:11 - 00:16 | So the chief decides to bring in some help. |
00:17 - 00:21 | Big help. |
00:21 - 00:24 | The solution to our problems? Pendergrass. |
00:26 - 00:28 | I guess he has the time since his dojo closed. |
00:29 - 00:31 | A fucking dojo! |
00:31 - 00:34 | He was so excited and went straight home and stuffed himself into his best black shirt, |
00:38 - 00:40 | took a selfie, and posted it straight to Facebook. |
00:41 - 00:47 | It pops up in a Google search right next to a picture of a beached killer whale. |
00:47 - 00:50 | It is uncanny. |
00:50 - 00:56 | Google must think they look similar too. |
00:58 - 00:59 | That whale would do a better job as DC! |
00:59 - 01:01 | Swim faster, of course. But it can run faster than him. |
01:04 - 01:06 | Even with the flippers! |
01:06 - 01:08 | Either way, no one could tell the difference. |
01:13 - 01:14 | If an orca walked around HQ for an entire week, |
01:14 - 01:16 | it would be called Pendergrass without question. |
01:16 - 01:20 | So, the Batt Chiefs say, OK Chief, seriously though..." |
01:21 - 01:27 | "Who is our next DC? |
01:35 - 01:36 | We all think its a joke. |
01:36 - 01:39 | Right? |
01:41 - 01:44 | Its gotta be. |
01:44 - 01:47 | Its not. |
01:47 - 01:49 | He was serious. |
01:50 - 01:53 | Pendergrass is Command 5. |
01:54 - 01:56 | Or if you prefer, Orca 1. |
01:56 - 01:58 | Try it. |
01:58 - 02:02 | Either call sign works. |
02:05 - 02:07 | He answers to both. |
02:10 - 02:11 | At least he wont hot-mic a radio anymore. |
02:11 - 02:13 | But he may lose it down his blow-hole. |
02:15 - 02:17 | So lets just put him in charge of an entire shift! |
02:17 - 02:20 | Whats the worst that could happen? |
02:21 - 02:28 | [A-shift?] |
02:29 - 02:30 | Yes, the poor bastards. |
02:30 - 02:32 | How do you go from Mike Cody, |
02:36 - 02:39 | to a guy who was nearly murdered by a turkey? |
02:40 - 02:42 | How in the hell did he waddle his way to the top? |
02:50 - 02:55 | [So now he is C5?] |
02:56 - 02:58 | Staff may call him that, |
02:58 - 03:04 | but we actually call him Command 500. |
03:04 - 03:09 | You know, as in 500 pounds. |
03:09 - 03:11 | 500 pounds is actually small for an Orca. |
03:16 - 03:20 | There is literally no way around it. |
03:23 - 03:26 | They are going to make this idiot. |
03:31 - 03:36 | A killer whale will make Command 1 before a woman in this department. |