00:00 - 00:05 | So every year the Poker Gods read the NVG sweat threads to see the consensus about who would be "Good for Poker" at the November 9. |
00:05 - 00:07 | "We want Daniel, we want a woman." |
00:07 - 00:10 | The Gods busted Kelly Minkin out at the end of Day 6. |
00:11 - 00:16 | Now everything comes down to Daniel making it, Poker Gods say to me: |
00:17 - 00:21 | "Make Daniel bubble the final table" |
00:21 - 00:24 | Stone bubble |
00:26 - 00:28 | 10th place! |
00:29 - 00:31 | Sorry Canada |
00:31 - 00:34 | The Poker Gods hate poker players! |
00:38 - 00:40 | They think a boom will come back |
00:41 - 00:47 | They're stuck grinding 6-max NL waiting for a Russian money launderer to win the Sunday Million and hit the cash tables |
00:47 - 00:50 | Hoping to get a few hours payday before going back to grinding against regs |
00:50 - 00:56 | So every year it's "Who's good for Poker?" |
00:58 - 00:59 | Two women with 11 left a few years ago! |
00:59 - 01:01 | Gods had them finish 11th and 10th! |
01:04 - 01:06 | 11th and 10th!! |
01:06 - 01:08 | No boom this year! |
01:13 - 01:14 | They get so desperate |
01:14 - 01:16 | They go for the old man demo, ask for a 97 year old man |
01:16 - 01:20 | Pierre Neuville |
01:21 - 01:27 | How about Stealthmunk, he hasn't washed for two years, they're hoping to capture the unwashed unemployed demo! |
01:35 - 01:36 | New boom! |
01:36 - 01:39 | We heard it all, all of a sudden Anton Morgenstern was a star |
01:41 - 01:44 | No wait, enough is enough. You can't lose all of your customers, Gods say: |
01:44 - 01:47 | "We need to give the regs a semblance of a boom." |
01:47 - 01:49 | So they thought, they say: |
01:50 - 01:53 | "Put a 40 year old Israeli on the FT." |
01:54 - 01:56 | That'll boom them |
01:56 - 01:58 | Guy takes 5 minutes when it's folded round to him pre-flop... |
01:58 - 02:02 | Gods say "Ah it's not so bad, it's an untapped demo...Zionist tankers!" |
02:05 - 02:07 | Boom that! |
02:10 - 02:11 | We gave them Moneymaker |
02:11 - 02:13 | They're making no money now |
02:15 - 02:17 | They were probably better off if hole cameras had never been invented |
02:17 - 02:20 | A world where Phil Gordon and Howard Lederer were the elite wizards of Poker |
02:21 - 02:28 | Chris Ferguson sleeps at night surrounded by chopped bananas on his bed of money Skypeing Rafe Furst counting his FTPs |
02:29 - 02:30 | Whilst people make a case |
02:30 - 02:32 | for how 'Butters' is gonna boom poker |
02:36 - 02:39 | Darvin Moon was your last chance |
02:40 - 02:42 | He's not coming out of the woods now |
02:50 - 02:55 | Come back Jerry Yang all is forgiven |
02:56 - 02:58 | Jamie Gold |
02:58 - 03:04 | He's going to make a second luckbox run, help poker out by tapping into the "near bankrupt former entertainment lawyer angleshooter" demo |
03:04 - 03:09 | Get Raymond Rahme back to tap into the retired South African demo...Tuan Lam for the mute Vietnamese-Canadian demo |
03:09 - 03:11 | Maybe Begleiter for the Walstreet demo |
03:16 - 03:20 | Dannenman to the rescue! |
03:23 - 03:26 | Poker's dead! |
03:31 - 03:36 | We haven't had this much fun since Newhouse said he wasn't finishing 9th again! |