| 00:00 - 00:03 | Another event and another 2 handed win |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I'm not sure what to do now |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 2 handers are still dominating everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Belmo is still POY, Jesper cant be beat |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and now Osku wins that lottery World Open event |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I thought we had USBC change the rules |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | you know that extra hole crap to slow them down |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It hasn't worked |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wesley Low, Kyle Troup |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its never ends, these smug pricks keep dominating |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone in this room supports this 2 handed bowling style leave the room immediatley |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the #@$% is going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We get the rules changed and they still win |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Kyle Troup looks like Fozzy bear from the muppets and wins |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wesley Low is 3ft tall and still wins everything |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Jesper owns 82 Sumos and wins |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Osku cant hit the backside of a bus and wins |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dont get me started on the PBA poster boy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Belmo makes me sick with his stupid aussie accent |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But boss he's won 2 TOC and 3 US Opens |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are at the same centres on the same pattern you idiots |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but its one of the greatest runs this sports ever seen |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think anyone actually cares? Its a circus out there |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Make up another rule you idiots |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Anything, how about surface changes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Someone call Tom Clarke and suggest a one handed PBA tour or something |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Belmo, Osku, Jesper, Troup, Low... I'm sick of them all |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jesper and Wesley dont even own reactive balls and they win |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I dont care what it takes, oil 20ft if you have to |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do something to stop this circus |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We need to go back to the good old days with Roth, Holman, Anthony |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | add some class back to the telecasts |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | all I see now is stupid colourful pants and bright jerseys |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Troup looked like he was a jigsaw puzzle on the last show |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just want it like the old days |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The old days when men bowled with 1 freakin hand and 300 RPM only |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why cant Barnes or Rash make a show anymore? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need to get these freaks off every show |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and put on some good clean cut one handed bowlers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd rather watch Norm v Walter fluff it up the gutter |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry you'll see Norm on the Seniors telecast |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We even tried walling up the left at the TOC |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and Belmo still freakin wins |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Whats the point |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You idiots might as well go join them before its too late |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | God help us all when we see a woman on the PWBA throwing it with 2 hands |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then we'll all know the sport is going |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now get out so Machuga and I can play golf in peace |
