| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, with the failure of the Metro Line, we have started to move on to the Valley Line. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will run from Downtown to Millwoods. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Eventually Extending to West Edmonton. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will be a completely separate line intersecting at Churchill station. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will run on the surface for most of the entire length. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's no problem we will create tunnels |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know, to not fuck the city. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Some bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | City Administration doesn't have the money to create tunnels. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's going to construction right away. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that isn't a transportation engineer get out of the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HAVE WE LOST OUR SHIT? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT'S COMMON SENSE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AN AT-GRADE CROSSING OF WHYTE AVENUE, SIGNALIZING 90TH AVENUE, AND CRISS-CROSSING 83 STREET! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHAT GARBAGE! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I MIGHT AS WELL BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN ALONG UNIVERSITY AVE! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | TRAFFIC IS BACKED UP HALF WAY TO SHERWOOD PARK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND ALL THE WAY TO ST ALBERT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MY FUHRER WE SIMPLY RAN OUT OF MONEY |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BECAUSE WE'RE RE-BUILDING THE METRO LRT LINE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT THE SIGNALS.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE SIGNALS, THE CONDUITS, THE PAVEMENT, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT OTHER EXCUSES? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | BLAME THE CONSULTANTS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE STARTED THIS PROMISING, TUNNELLING JASPER AVENUE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ALL THE WAY TO THE UNIVERSITY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE EVEN USED RAIL RIGHTS OF WAY TO CLAREVIEW |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEN WE FUCKED UP IT UP HEALTH SCIENCES STATION OUT OF UNIVERSITY. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | NOW WE'RE NOTHING MORE THAN CALGARY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EXCEPT WITH TRAIN LINES THAT DONT EVEN WORK!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I might as well start riding my fucking bike |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Because the god damn LRT will fuck up every major route in the city |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If it fucking works |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's all over. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Driving in Edmonton is over. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought the fuckup on 111 Street would a history lesson for engineers here. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The fucking middle of the road. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It just fucked all motorists. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nobody was spared. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You don't drive dumb bitch. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It may not be all bad |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have the same signaling contractor |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A joke. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But the hopefully news is |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The line probably wont work for 10 years |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | after it's finished construction. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's hope |
