| 00:00 - 00:03 | Minnesota selected Karl-Anthony Towns #1 as expected, |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | The Lakers followed them and selected D'Angelo Russell at #2. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Sixers however foiled our plan of selecting Okafor |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So that leaves Winslow and Mudiay, for the Knicks at #4. |
| 00:16 - 00:21 | My money's on Winslow. He and Melo will dominate together |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | Sir, the Knicks.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Knicks selected Kristaps Porzingis at #4, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The fans were very upset about it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's a Nets fan, Celtics fan, or a LeBron bandwagon fan, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You're shitting me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You've gotta fucking shitting me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Porzingis, who the hell is he? Why haven't I ever heard of him? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is just great.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Of all the people in the draft, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We select a guy who's name you can't even pronounce. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is perfect, we already had a team of Melo and some D-Leaguers, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now we add this fuckin clown? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he's 7'1 " and can shoot 3 like Curry, |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | First off don't mention Curry to me, I'm still pissed about 2009. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But trust me Phil knows what he's doing. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Listen to yourself, look how stupid you sound! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "Phil knows what he's doing" |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | Phil has single handedly fucked our organization, for years to come, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Melo probably would do anything to get away from here, now! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Also there's that dumbass James Dolan, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who's shit the bed ever since he's been here. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just a total dumbass.! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He even makes the Kwame Brown selection look good! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've always fuckin hated him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every thing from Allan Houston, or Isiah, or Larry, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And even Jeremy Lin. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Phil, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Phil was supposed to bring championships here again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As of now the future looks very very dark now. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We could've had Curry in '09. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Would've dominated the league, 6 championships guaranteed! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Would've sent LeFlop's ass into retirement. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry LeBron's still the best. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm embarrassed to even be a Knicks fan now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's been clear, right in front of my face, since 1999. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing but failure.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All because of Dolan. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm done with the Knicks, it's like a bad marriage. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now it's time for my divorce. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pack our bags, we're going to Cleveland. |
