00:00 - 00:03The LSPD has received your application.
00:04 - 00:05They are currently reviewing it via the forums.
00:05 - 00:07They will look for any errors in your application, and will deny you with no mercy if you can't fix them.
00:08 - 00:12It has been currently 1 hour after you posted the application.
00:12 - 00:15And currently you have 1 recommendation.
00:17 - 00:19I will ace all that, I'll be arresting criminals in no time.
00:19 - 00:21And get promotions, get money, respect, and have fun.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28You have...
00:31 - 00:33You have LTAed in front of a TnR member.
00:34 - 00:36And will be denied.
00:53 - 00:58The people who are in LSPD, please leave this room.
01:13 - 01:15HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!
01:15 - 01:17I was getting killed by a hacker!
01:18 - 01:23And now this TnR retard denies me...
01:25 - 01:28Oh my fucking god...
01:29 - 01:31FUCK!!
01:31 - 01:34They all try to ruin the fucking fun, deny people that LTA from a hacker!
01:34 - 01:37Now I have fucking seen everything, LSPD is a bunch of retards, just with few sane people!
01:37 - 01:40How could they dare to deny the Fuhrer, the suitable person for LSPD!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, you could always re-apply after a week!
01:42 - 01:46Recruitment will be fucking closed, you drunk ass!
01:46 - 01:48Then CK!
01:48 - 01:52I will never CK, that isn't an option!
01:53 - 01:54This is fucking ridiculous!
01:56 - 01:57Look at all these people in PD, look at all they fun arresting criminals and teamworking with SANG!
01:57 - 02:00While me, I could be one of them!
02:00 - 02:03But no, they deny me from avoiding a god damn hacker!
02:04 - 02:08A RAPID FIRE HACKER!
02:08 - 02:13I can't fucking stand the retardness of this faction, daring to deny the Fuhrer!
02:14 - 02:16I'll be sure to get revenge on that guy who denied me!
02:17 - 02:21I should of had applied for SANG, like Stalin did!
02:27 - 02:29This is a disaster..
02:30 - 02:34I outright got pending, and get denied..
02:34 - 02:36These dumbasses will get their asses fried by me.
02:41 - 02:42Fuck this..
02:43 - 02:47All I wanted to do is to fight crime and make new friends!
02:48 - 02:53But no, I have to apply for SANG!
02:54 - 02:56While my arch nemesis there is as TnR!
02:56 - 02:59All you do there is get your ass bored sitting in a base!
03:00 - 03:02And not fighting some terrorists, like in BF3!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, SANG isn't that bad.
03:14 - 03:16All is lost...
03:19 - 03:23Maybe.. SANG will not be that bad...
03:25 - 03:26You all can go and try apply again for PD.
03:31 - 03:33While I, will try to steal a tank in SANG.
03:40 - 03:46Anyways.. these things will be locked tight.. Maybe I'll be a drug lord..
03:46 - 03:49And get shitloads of cash, no friends.
03:53 - 03:56I hate my life.