| 00:00 - 00:03 | The LSPD has received your application. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are currently reviewing it via the forums. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They will look for any errors in your application, and will deny you with no mercy if you can't fix them. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has been currently 1 hour after you posted the application. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And currently you have 1 recommendation. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I will ace all that, I'll be arresting criminals in no time. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And get promotions, get money, respect, and have fun. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have LTAed in front of a TnR member. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And will be denied. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The people who are in LSPD, please leave this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was getting killed by a hacker! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now this TnR retard denies me... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh my fucking god... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCK!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They all try to ruin the fucking fun, deny people that LTA from a hacker! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now I have fucking seen everything, LSPD is a bunch of retards, just with few sane people! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How could they dare to deny the Fuhrer, the suitable person for LSPD! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, you could always re-apply after a week! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Recruitment will be fucking closed, you drunk ass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Then CK! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will never CK, that isn't an option! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is fucking ridiculous! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Look at all these people in PD, look at all they fun arresting criminals and teamworking with SANG! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | While me, I could be one of them! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But no, they deny me from avoiding a god damn hacker! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A RAPID FIRE HACKER! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't fucking stand the retardness of this faction, daring to deny the Fuhrer! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll be sure to get revenge on that guy who denied me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should of had applied for SANG, like Stalin did! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is a disaster.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I outright got pending, and get denied.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | These dumbasses will get their asses fried by me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck this.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I wanted to do is to fight crime and make new friends! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But no, I have to apply for SANG! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | While my arch nemesis there is as TnR! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All you do there is get your ass bored sitting in a base! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And not fighting some terrorists, like in BF3! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, SANG isn't that bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All is lost... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe.. SANG will not be that bad... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You all can go and try apply again for PD. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | While I, will try to steal a tank in SANG. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Anyways.. these things will be locked tight.. Maybe I'll be a drug lord.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And get shitloads of cash, no friends. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate my life. |
