| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Boof comes to get the starting XI for Cardiff |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But Mark Waugh and I were drinking all night... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and I'd forgotten to write the team list. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So I just copy-pasted a previous XI, and made some quick changes |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I'd left Watto's name at six! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We'd decided to drop him the week before! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So he plays, and he gets out LBW - twice! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And uses a DRS review each time! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | DRS is for howlers, not 50-50 calls! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | So we tell the press, "We value his tight bowling." |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | But we know he can't bowl more than 15 overs a match |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Without breaking down and needing a month away |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | You should've seen Clarkey's face... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | When we told him we left Marsh out. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He would've killed me if he could! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | If it wasn't for those naked photos of me and Rod Marsh |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He would've been dropped 3 years ago! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no, seriously now... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | A batting average of 35 is respectable |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Yet only 10 more than Mitch Starc, our number nine! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Maybe Starc should open the batting at Lords |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Imagine that - Watto and a tailender opening |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I'll have to tell Junior that one later |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He's always up for a giggle |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Did you see on SkyTV? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | When Pup gave Alistair the team sheet? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Cooky nearly pissed himself holding in his reaction |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | It would've been like Christmas morning for Broad and Jimmy |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | That giant front pad! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | That pad, that's the one! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You can see it from the Moon they say! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I'm not too worried about my job - it's only my first tour |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Should you be? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They promoted the guy who selected Rob Quiney... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | So my selecting position is safe I think |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Steve Smith give me strength |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | That damn copy-paste job! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I always was bad at proof reading... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Next time Rod Marsh can make the final XI list |
