| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer we will be playing in England |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our pool games are in Newcastle |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Birmingham |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are likely to be playing Australia in the quarters |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And unfortunately NZ in the semis |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least we have that Vincent Koch |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Finally a tighthead who can tackle |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Meyer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Meyer has picked Jannie du Plessis |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He thinks we need experience at tighthead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will everyone who thinks Jannie is not as good as Redelinghuys, Koch or Malherbe please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jannie du Plessis? That useless prick hasn't had a decent game in two years! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Can you remember the last time he scored a try?1? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 120kgs and 180 games and you cannot score one try?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you know the New Zealanders target him in defence? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They look for where he is and run at him! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Because he can't fucking tackle! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He is slower than a one-legged dog with a fridge on his back |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And don't tell me he can scrum! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Did you not see the game on Saturday?! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Guthro scrummed him into the turf! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we need the experience! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Experience?! We've got a 39 year old at lock for fucks sake! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | a 39 year old! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Maybe we should just go back and pick Balie Swart |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's probably better than Jannie |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That aresehole has been riding his brothers coat tails for years! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bismarck, now there's a proper name! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What kind of name is Jannie anyway?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dr Jannie du Plessis, would you trust that genius with your kid? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He just screams intelligence doesn't he? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're fucked |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We cannot win this World Cup with Jannie at tighthead |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Vincent Koch needs to start! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or Malherbe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even fucking Pierre Spies would be a better call at tighthead! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Heyneke Meyer couldn't pick his nose |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Although it's a big nose |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We need a coach with half a brain |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Remember Kitch Christie and Jake White? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know I miss Kitch too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Jannie du Plessis |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he makes me want to throw things at the TV |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or kill somebody |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Like Meyer |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We're going to need that God he prays to |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think we all need to start praying |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hallelujah |
