| 00:01 - 00:07 | We have exciting news on fat Lardo |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Oh shit I mean Kim Jong un |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | We have found out Kim Jong un is in fact gay |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | general pong lee |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | lee walked in on Kim Jong un having gay sex |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | kim Jong un has been convicted of adultery and will be sentenced to death |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | kim confessed he was a faggot this morning |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | he has also confessed of having many affairs |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Kim Jong un will have a horrible death |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | first they will chop is penis off and be fed to him next they will stick a patatoe in his ass |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | then he will be eaten by s lion alive |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | a warning to gays in North Korea don't be gay |
