| 00:00 - 00:03 | Now is the time to start seeking a job with your degree |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Even though you graduated 3 years ago, there is still time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is a local studio taking applications for interns |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As long as you are proficient in Maya |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Can program, demonstrate divine powers and break the laws of physics |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My portfolio should be sufficient for the application |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's the reason I went to school |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They said.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They said your portfolio lacked the polish necessary, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but wished you luck in your search |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have an animation job...get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I BET A PERSON DIDN'T EVEN WRITE THAT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR APPLYING BUT NO THANKS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DID THEY EVEN READ MY APPLICATION? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TO HAVE TO START AT SQUARE ONE THESE DAYS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY TOLD ME ABOUT ALL THESE JOBS I COULD GET IN SCHOOL |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer perhaps if you moved to a region more friendly jobs of that ty- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MOVING COSTS MONEY YOU DUMBASS! WHAT WILL I MOVE ON? GOOD LOOKS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, you could get a job just for the time being temporarily |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AND DEVELOP MY WORK ON OFF TIME RIGHT? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HAVE YOU HELD A FULL TIME JOB?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DEVELOPING A QUALITY PORTFOLIO TAKES TIME |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TIME I DON'T HAVE WHILE I'M BUSTING MY BALLS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 10 HOURS A DAY FOR THE MAN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I NEVER HAVE TIME FOR SHIT! EVEN A SIMPLE PROJECT TAKES DAYS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | DAYS I DON'T HAVE WHEN I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I want is a chance... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A chance to prove I'm more than an EMAIL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even entry level jobs want rockstars, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought I was educated for this. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's what a degree means, prepared to work. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And I find out I know nothing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHO AM I JON FUCKING SNOW?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | IF I HAD KNOWN I WOULD HAVE DONE MORE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I could have developed a hell of a portoflio |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IF I WAS TRAINED ON INDUSTRY STANDARDS! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHO THE FUCK USES LIGHTWAVE IN THIS INDUSTRY?! |
| 03:05 - 03:10 | It's ok he taught himself 3DS Max |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know how hard it is to learn from tutorials? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Half the time I don't even know what i'm doing. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That'll get a job |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now what do I do? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to get back to modeling. Back to square one. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Still with no teachers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking portfolio. |
