| 00:00 - 00:03 | The SDCC Selling has commenced |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Barnes and Noble and Hot Topic |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | both have have exclusives in store |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Several are to be in limited numbers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Most of what we have tried to purchase is sold out |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as we have my Crystal Heisenberg |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and Snuffles the rest are unimportant |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hesienberg... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Heseinberg was gone by the time we got there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A dealer bought the only three they had |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have been to SDCC, or got a Heisenberg...get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MOTHERFUCKING RESELLERS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ALWAYS RUINING THE HOBBY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO NEEDS THREE FUCKING HEISENBERGS?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIVING ON POPS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THEY'RE NOT A GODDAMN INVESTMENT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY DIDN'T EVEN WATCH BREAKING BAD OR SEASME STREET |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY COULDN'T EVEN SPELL |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SNUFFLEUPAGUS WITHOUT THE FUCKING BOX |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer Popcultcha will probably get some- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | GREAT! WITHOUT THE STICKER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer the sticker doesn't affect the val- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you probably think the box doesn't matter |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU ARE NOT A TRUE COLLECTOR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'VE BOUGHT FUNKO SINCE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT WAS FUCKING FUNKO FORCE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I STILL HAVE MY WACKY WOBBLERS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YOU COME AT ME WITH THAT POPCULTCHA SHIT |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY ARE RUINING THE HOBBY! NOW MY DEATHSTROKE IS WORTHLESS! WHAT'S NEXT? SHADOW TROOPERS?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how that feels? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TO HAVE YOUR ENTIRE COLLECTION DEVALUED? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I paid 100 dollars for that pop, because of fucking scalpers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All I want is my Snuffles, or my favorite Drug Dealer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they must have above retail! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For their time and effort |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TIME AND EFFORT! SOME OF US HAVE JOBS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE CAN'T CAMP OUT EVERY SINGLE RELEASE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But we're at the mercy of these "dealers" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HAVE THEY NO SHAME? NO HONOR? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NOBODY NEEDS MORE THAN ONE EXCLUSIVE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...This hobby is getting ruined |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's time to get out of it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't take it anymore. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pull up the price guide |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can get the money I put in it back |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Funko has done this to themselves |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Funko |
