| 00:00 - 00:05 | The real lancashire was banging on the door to come in for two years |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but eventually they managed it |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | come and join us they said |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | lets put em in central north they said make em travel shit loads |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | all the way to Northants and nottinghamshire |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and staffordshire playing from derby |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | and they had to play all their home games away they said |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and they nearly fell for it |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | just so mersyside and GMC cold still qualify for Selsy |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | chicken shits |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | but all of a sudden things changed |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | they created a new region |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and they Stuck the new Lancashire team in with GMC and Mersyside |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | they was going ape shit |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | you cant put Lancashire in here with us they said |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | we've got a contract with national coaches |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | to take us to selsey for the next 3 years |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | you cant write shit like this |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | we even got new track suits Marseyside said |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | cappa ones as well |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | we will never qualify now |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | then GMC started |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | in all seriousness we've already got a Lancashire |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | you cant have two round here |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | even though the origional Lancashire smell of shite |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | you have to put North Lancs somewhere else |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | they will rip us all apart |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | we've all booked time off work already |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | we will be finished if they join |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | we'll |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | we'll be lucky to get runners up |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | we will end up havig to join the other Lancashire team |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | who play in Manchesrter to stand half a chance |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | That North Lancashire team is full of IPA Players |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "your joking me" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | im serious |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | how can we compete against that they said |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | we've only got pub players |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | this is the funniest thing iv heard in ages |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | so whats the situation in the groups now |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Lancashire A are top of the group |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | the Seniors are miles clear of GMC in 3rd |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | you just cant make this up |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | looks like Noth Lancs A and the Seniors |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | are on their way to Selsey |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | GMC and Mersyside will have to fight it out for runners up |
