| 00:00 - 00:03 | Walsh Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fantasy Football Season is approaching |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have 15 people who want to play |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and only 12 slots |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | MIlligan is pandering for a 14 team league again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who are the players who want in? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The league is very important to me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fuhrer...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's Wiseman again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Santana is begging for his own team |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name isn't Tracy, Treebwasser, or Zavertnik get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every year! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wait until the last minute to avoid this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Treebwasser you are a staple of our league |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Coming in fourth place with Bucky is not impressive |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tell Santana to Fuck off |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's a 12 team league and that's final |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck them, Walsh Fuhrer is now banning kickers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Defenses as well! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Milligan has submitted many amendments |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck his amendments |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well will you at least tell us when the draft is |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't know |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | When is Bucky unavailable? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Schedule it for that night! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm tired of everyone's shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's not easy being the Fuhrer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There is a reason, there is a line to get in our league |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I banned Walters for being a waste of space |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've tee'd up JG |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Buflin is about to feel the wrath of das boot |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And no one listens |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Treebwasser is loyal |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You could all learn something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pay your dues |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And shut the fuck up |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If we wanted to waste our time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We would make it 14 teams |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fuck, why not make it 16 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 18! Invite your wives and girlfriends |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ::Sigh:: |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone grab me a bowl |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to need a sandwich |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and some alone time to think this over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm under a lot pressure you know |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fantasy Football Season is approaching |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Have you ever ran a league |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And never had a chance to win it |
