00:00 - 00:03 | Parkend wristbands were received today |
00:04 - 00:05 | all across town |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have reports that 498/500 |
00:12 - 00:15 | Oxford students from here have their wristbands |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's astonishing... What about the 2? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
00:27 - 00:28 | you're... |
00:31 - 00:33 | You were one of the ones not to get a wristband |
00:34 - 00:36 | You... and 'Old Man Bridge' |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you have a wristband, please leave.. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the f**k did this happen?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | it's an outrage!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | a joke!! a disgrace!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | a f**king insult!! |
01:29 - 01:31 | f**king queues!!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I was looking forward to hitting the cheese floor!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | where else can I go dancing to ABBA, Bryan Adams, and Journey? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Not to mention JLS!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | There's always Varsity Club |
01:42 - 01:46 | Varsity Club?? Have you actually been to that sh*t hole? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My lord, it isn't that bad |
01:48 - 01:52 | I want park f**king end!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Where else is there? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Easy for you to say! You don't have to go there |
01:57 - 02:00 | Camera used to be good |
02:00 - 02:03 | But the new DJ has no f**king idea! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And the O2?? Who even goes there?? |
02:08 - 02:13 | NO! I just wanted to get into Parkend! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Now I'll have to queue!! Do you know how long that takes?? |
02:17 - 02:21 | If you don't get there by 10.30 you never get in! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I need time to prelash... |
02:30 - 02:34 | I don't want to be the first loser there! |
02:34 - 02:36 | F**k! |
02:41 - 02:42 | F**king idiots!! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Next time, I'm going straight to Shuffle |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to apply to be a college rep... |
02:54 - 02:56 | then I'll always have a wristband |
02:56 - 02:59 | They march to the front like they own the place.. |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | You can apply next year |
03:14 - 03:16 | At least I have "Old Man Bridge" to keep me company this week |
03:19 - 03:23 | then again, I don't even care. Which f**king college did he even go to? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Did he even go to Oxford? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Someone find out. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I don't want to go to events if I'm not invited.. That would be so sad! |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm not asking for much |
03:53 - 03:56 | F**k it |