| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have just watched the latest episode of Cartoon Fight Club |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It was between your favorite Creepypasta character, Sonic.EXE and Sanic |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The fight took place right here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It sure as hell was a great one and had a lot of action in it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Now you can stop your bitching about Hulk losing to Superman |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great. Let me see it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can't wait to see my favorite CreepyPasta character pwn that useless fucking meme |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sanic... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sanic owned that piece of shit creepy pasta character |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your favorite lost once again sir |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who knew Sanic was going to win....get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FUCKING SONIC.EXE SHOULD'VE WON |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT FUCKING ANIMATIONREWIND GUY MUST BE LAUGHING PRETTY FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I WANTED MY FAVORITE CREEPYPASTA CHATACTER TO WIN!!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT NOW I CAN'T CRACK THE CHAMPAGNE!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THIS IS EVEN MORE BULLSHIT THAN FUCKING SUPERMAN BEATING HULK!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I GOTTA GO MASTUBATE TO AMY ROSE NOW |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT'S WHAT USUALLY HELPS ME WHEN IM IN A BAD FUCKING MOOD LIKE THIS!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | YOU MASTURBATE TO FUCKING AMY ROSE? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHE'S FUCKING HOT? WOULD YOU AGREE? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | NO! SHES A FUCKING HEDGEHOG YOU SICK FUCK!!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO NOW? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'M GONNA THROW SOME PENS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS IS UTTER BULLSHIT!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | FIRST KNUCKLES, HULK,NOW SONIC.EXE? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THIS IS NOTHING BUT UTTER BULLSHIT!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I DEMAND THAT THIS GUY MAKES A REMATCH AND HAS SONIC.EXE WIN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND IF HE LOSES AGAIN, I'LL BITCH LIKE A LITTE GIRL EVEN HARDER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I CANT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHAT'S WORSE IS I JUST SHIT MY PANTS, SOMEONE GO GET THE TOWELS OFF MY SONIC.EXE SHRINE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This guy never seems to get a victory for me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted Sonic.EXE to win so bad |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now I gotta sit here and cry all day because of what just happened |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This guy is clearly a fanboy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | DAMN I'M BITCHNG MORE THAN HULK DID WHEN SONIC AND TAILS LOST TO MARIO AND LUIGI |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND THAT IS DEFINITELY SAYING SOMETHING |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't help myself, I'm nothing but a butthurt little girl |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ALL BECUASE MY FAVORITE DIDN'T WIN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | SOMEONE GO GET THOSE DAMN TOWELS TO CLEAN MY SHIT UP |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he won't know we put hidden cameras in there and that we are gonna put his reaction on Youtube |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Honestly I thought Sonic.EXE was gonna have a chance |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I got to just sit here like the butthurt fanboy I am |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dammit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just can't believe it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can one of you write a letter to the guy saying to make the rematch soon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That way there may be hope that Sonic.EXE wins |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm gonna go masturbate now |
