Downfall of Thunderbay
177 views • 6/7/2013
| 00:00 - 00:03 | APT has changed their logo again sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have taken 100% of our business in Hernando |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Pasco..... and Hillsboro. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like Yarkosky's smiling mug is about to put us out of business. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | First the APT letters, then his face, now a cartoon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you saying their ads are better than ours? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is that what your'e saying?. Impossible. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Sinkhole guy..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Sinkhole guy is kicking our asses. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Most people, including ours, love APT Commercials. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone in this room that loves the Sinkhole guy get out. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is so special about that fucker?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do people buy all that " all inspections are free" crap?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Can't one of you assholes come up with a Thunderbay catch phrase that sticks?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Im surrounded by fools who think "The Sinkhole Guy" is the bomb. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I see how they walk around here, sneaking peeks at APT ads. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't you think I know how our women fawn over him? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Taylor and that face everywhere I look.! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its even on the backs of every fuckin one of their trucks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir,It's a very nice face, they like him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and support him like some damn god?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are offering free pinning with all grout jobs. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Free pinning! Ill free pin your asses , free pinning! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ill start giving away golf carts! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | because our customers are idiots!..... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So now underpins are free! and you like his face.!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How about inspections... are they still free?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I have to steal the underpin idea too!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am so sick of being two steps behind The Sinkhole Guy! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Can't we just go beat his ass? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I dont like The Sinkhole guy one bit I tell you !!. Not even a little! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He is just so damn good looking.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe we should mess with his face.... rearrange it a little. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe I should break off that fucking " Free Inspection" finger. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe we just give up?.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could work out maybe, Change my hair cut.... but I will not cut the stache! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should get rid of you idiots and steal his brilliant staff. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ill fire you bozo's and steal everyone!. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hate that Sinkhole guy I tell you.!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he wont find your picture of Taylor. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even the eyes on the billboards follow my movements. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My Wife pretends I'm him during hide the bratwurst. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What can I do to beat this company? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You tight collar idiots are useless to me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I dont even know what a good commercial is do I? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and now they beat us further into submission with a cartoon. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...I wonder if Mcdonalds is hiring... |
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