00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Furher the League table has been updated |
00:04 - 00:05 | Massey sit equal 1st with Hokowhitu and the Banshees |
00:05 - 00:07 | Our next game is against the Banshees at Skoglund |
00:08 - 00:12 | We may not have a full team but with Caskey's management... |
00:12 - 00:15 | We just might be able to pull off a win |
00:17 - 00:19 | We'll be fine, Neek and KP will be brick walls at the back |
00:19 - 00:21 | We got this shit lads.. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher but... |
00:27 - 00:28 | KP won't be playing the game... |
00:31 - 00:33 | .He's at Volleyball worlds and Neek could be home |
00:34 - 00:36 | As it stands we have no Centre backs available for the game.. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever's looking to play somewhere in the midfield on Saturday leave the room right now.. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | No fucking CB's!! your taking the fucking piss!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | 18 players in and only 2 can stand at the fucking CB and defend!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Sure, Dan and Nathe are good wing backs |
01:29 - 01:31 | but we only have 2 fucking centres!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | why the fuck didn't we plan for this shit! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I mean sure, a stacked mid-feild means a faster flowing game and more chances |
01:37 - 01:40 | but what about our fucking back line! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein furher some mids can play back |
01:42 - 01:46 | No shit dumbass, but they all hate staying back!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We could try for 3 at the back.. |
01:48 - 01:52 | 3 at the back?! we can't get a single mid-fielder to defend... |
01:53 - 01:54 | and you suggest 3 at the fuckin back.. |
01:56 - 01:57 | we tried that before against easier teams and came under shit |
01:57 - 02:00 | against the banshees it would be a fucking walk over |
02:00 - 02:03 | no fucking backs, could you imagine Taran or Jase at CB?!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | They'd be more relaxed on the ball than KP and be sure to fuck up!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | neither of them know what it feels like to pass the bloody ball!! |
02:14 - 02:16 | and they'd sit way up on the other fucking end of the field the whole time! |
02:17 - 02:21 | if we cant find a suitable player by saturday |
02:27 - 02:29 | I honestly dont know what the fuck we are going to do |
02:30 - 02:34 | Caskey will have to be Centre Back!! |
02:34 - 02:36 | We need to come up with a solution |
02:41 - 02:42 | For Fuck Sakes!! |
02:43 - 02:47 | we cant have Jase or Taran at the Back the fucking pair of Ronaldo's!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | our wingers have far too much pace to be brought back to defend |
02:54 - 02:56 | same goes with our fucking fowards! |
02:56 - 02:59 | All we care about is scoring goals and doing celebrations |
03:00 - 03:02 | The cereal eater, the piggyback, the fucking fish flop! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll get someone to play neek during the fish flop |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it's no so bad, maybe Caskey should be CB.. |
03:19 - 03:23 | He's got a hot mum, plus he's strength stats are at least 85... |
03:25 - 03:26 | He's been itching to get on all season... |
03:31 - 03:33 | and maybe he could demonstrate that 'umbrella' formation |
03:40 - 03:46 | Lets not try to worry too much about this, I'm sure Neek will make the game |
03:46 - 03:49 | Im in the mood for a cheer up, put on the song Stacey's mom.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | At least we can get pissed and sing this regardless of the result |