| 00:00 - 00:03 | The number attending the Pimp My Tuk Tuk has now reached 20 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In October they will drive from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, to here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they hold secret monthly meetings |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | At their headquarters at The Juban. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I need to find out where's my invitation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Their... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Leaders are Sucks, Slong and Sheriff |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you will not be invited |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has got an invitation from these Leaders, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing this Pimp My Tuk Tuk |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And not sending me an invitation? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They must be mad! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ok I might not be the most popular guy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Might have made made a few emenies along the line |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But as far as Im aware I have not invaded India yet? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir,No we have not invaded yet. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And I don't have any plans to before October? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, There are no plans to invade before October |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | These Leaders Buck, Thong and Wycliff |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just invited their Buddies |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Larry and Steve |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Pojak and JJ to name a few |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even that Scruffy has been invited! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do these Leaders Rick, Mong and Heathcliff think they can organise a proper invasion? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn decent plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They can't just turn up just to have some fun for charity |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learnt from me, yes me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I do have some prior experience of crossing Countries |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These Leaders think they know everything, just turn up |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Add a few stickers, a GoPro and fancy GPS and set off . |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing will fail! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Heathcliff, we'll get a GoPro aswell |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was really looking forward to this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Lucky was going to be my partner, already signed this annual leave form |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But no |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He will be gutted |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had grand plans for our Tuk Tuk, I've even bought a new pair of speedos. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I bet they are also going to be on Top Gear!. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
