| 00:00 - 00:03 | APT has changed there logo again sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they have taken 100% of Hernando |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ..........Pasco , and Hillsboro |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like Yarkosky's smiling mug is about to put us out of business. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | First the Letters, then the face, now a cartoon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What are you saying? Are you saying |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The ads are better then ours? Impossible. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The sinkhole guy... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The sinkhole guy is beating our asses. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Most people love the commercials. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who likes the sinkhole guy get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is so special about that fucker? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do people buy that all inspections free crap? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Can someone come up with a Thunderbay catch phrase that will stick!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Im surrounded by fools that think the sinkhole guy is the bomb. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I see how they walk around here, sneaking peeks at APT ads |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dont you think I know how our women fawn over him?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Him and his face everywhere I look! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its even on the back of every fucking one of there trucks |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, its a very nice face , they like him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and support him like he's a damn god!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are offering free pinning with all grout jobs. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Free pinning! your ass free pinning!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ill start giving away golf carts! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | because our customers are idiots... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so now underpins are free! and you like his face |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and how about inspections? are they still free? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | now I have to steal the underpin idea too!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am so sick of being two steps behind the sinkhole guy! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Can't we just go beat his ass? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I dont like the sinkhole guy one bit I tell you!! Not even a little. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He is just so damn good looking.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe I should have you mess with his face...re-arrainge it a little. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | maybe I break off that fucking free inspection finger. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe we just give up? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could work out maybe, and change my haircut.....But I will not cut the stache!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | maybe we should try to steal his brilliant help... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ill steal all his freeking help! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hate that sinkhole guy I tell you. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok he wont find your picture of Taylor |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The eyes on the billboards follow my movements |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think my wife pretends Im him during hide the brauts. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What can I do to beat this company? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You cowards are useless to me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I dont even know what a good comercial is, do I? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now thy will beat us further into submission with a cartoon. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wonder if Staples is hiring..... |
