| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have located the last Barcrest Auto Route available |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a tranist van waiting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and richie100 has a spare parts stall set in place |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Jonno Andrews has new reel bands on the go as we speak |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we've located a tattooist for Steve Lancett |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can't wait to clean it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it will gleam next to my Stop The Clock |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Nick Sulzerned, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've found out Players been at it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Although Superbank called him a horrible cunt he still went ahead and converted it.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ......To A Rat-Race |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Would all Mecca members aged over 60 please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking BWB |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Get me Barcrest Junky...Fucking BWB |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These BWB riff raff going around playing these squeaky kids machines |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll cut off their balls! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It doesn't even have a skill stop |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | steelfix1, Player, Roger, Alex74, Roger, Skiprat, Orchid, Cavey and Classic Gambler. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll make sure they all burn in Barcrest HELL!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What next? Adders & Ladders to a Cashcade? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We did what could to stop him Nick, he was laughing like a man possessed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I cannot tolerate any more of hearing the Win-a-Gain feature |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it can give Rats and still carry on going |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've already gone a bought my Mr Sheen and a brand new rag for fucks sake |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and a new soldering iron |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Can't they collect like BF74, Danno and Matrix? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No can they fuck, the should be sent to learn that Auto Route is a classy machine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not some noisy thing themed on rodents |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Their all filthier than Stan Marsh in a strip club |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? Get me that machine and throw Player to Superbank and Nifty, I'll have to now take it home and hope no one see's me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A bastard Rat-Race with my Crests |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even have the glasses to convert it back, someone get me Richie100 If he doesn't have any then i'll have to keep it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm might have to get some Rat-Race new reel bands |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Someone ring Jonno and get him to hold the other Auto Route ones |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Them twats Bonner Wilson Bonner |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll have to test it too |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How am I going to explain to people who visit why I have this in my Barcrest collection? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It worse than a one post member who says "fix my fucking machine" then leaves for good |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have been like Louie and repaired MPS boards |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Mavroz, Bigtime2u, Mike B, Booze, Cannonman, Quattro, Statto and Manic Muncher don't have to put up with this |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and to round it off there's 4 clones of it too. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he doesn't know Pete W supports Rat Race too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone fetch me Player, I need to know more about this machine |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I never thought I'd see the day I'd be on the verge of gambling out a Rat-Race |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It might be fun |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ask around for an Ace Chase as well |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I might aswell give in, get me a Gold Mine, Star Turn and Chase It too |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Chase It's are 5p play with a £1.50 Jackpot, they play a lot better too I'm told. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm converted |
