00:00 - 00:03We have located the last Barcrest Auto Route available
00:04 - 00:05We have a tranist van waiting
00:05 - 00:07and richie100 has a spare parts stall set in place
00:08 - 00:12Jonno Andrews has new reel bands on the go as we speak
00:12 - 00:15and we've located a tattooist for Steve Lancett
00:17 - 00:19I can't wait to clean it
00:19 - 00:21it will gleam next to my Stop The Clock
00:24 - 00:26Mr Nick Sulzerned,
00:27 - 00:28We've found out Players been at it
00:31 - 00:33Although Superbank called him a horrible cunt he still went ahead and converted it....
00:34 - 00:36......To A Rat-Race
00:53 - 00:58Would all Mecca members aged over 60 please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15Fucking BWB
01:15 - 01:17Get me Barcrest Junky...Fucking BWB
01:18 - 01:23These BWB riff raff going around playing these squeaky kids machines
01:25 - 01:28I'll cut off their balls!
01:29 - 01:31It doesn't even have a skill stop
01:31 - 01:34steelfix1, Player, Roger, Alex74, Roger, Skiprat, Orchid, Cavey and Classic Gambler.
01:34 - 01:37I'll make sure they all burn in Barcrest HELL!!!!
01:37 - 01:40What next? Adders & Ladders to a Cashcade?
01:40 - 01:42We did what could to stop him Nick, he was laughing like a man possessed
01:42 - 01:46I cannot tolerate any more of hearing the Win-a-Gain feature
01:46 - 01:48But it can give Rats and still carry on going
01:48 - 01:52I've already gone a bought my Mr Sheen and a brand new rag for fucks sake
01:53 - 01:54and a new soldering iron
01:56 - 01:57Can't they collect like BF74, Danno and Matrix?
01:57 - 02:00No can they fuck, the should be sent to learn that Auto Route is a classy machine
02:00 - 02:03Not some noisy thing themed on rodents
02:04 - 02:08Their all filthier than Stan Marsh in a strip club
02:08 - 02:13Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? Get me that machine and throw Player to Superbank and Nifty, I'll have to now take it home and hope no one see's me
02:14 - 02:16A bastard Rat-Race with my Crests
02:17 - 02:21I don't even have the glasses to convert it back, someone get me Richie100 If he doesn't have any then i'll have to keep it
02:27 - 02:29I'm might have to get some Rat-Race new reel bands
02:30 - 02:34Someone ring Jonno and get him to hold the other Auto Route ones
02:34 - 02:36Them twats Bonner Wilson Bonner
02:41 - 02:42I'll have to test it too
02:43 - 02:47How am I going to explain to people who visit why I have this in my Barcrest collection?
02:48 - 02:53It worse than a one post member who says "fix my fucking machine" then leaves for good
02:54 - 02:56I should have been like Louie and repaired MPS boards
02:56 - 02:59Mavroz, Bigtime2u, Mike B, Booze, Cannonman, Quattro, Statto and Manic Muncher don't have to put up with this
03:00 - 03:02and to round it off there's 4 clones of it too.
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, he doesn't know Pete W supports Rat Race too
03:14 - 03:16Someone fetch me Player, I need to know more about this machine
03:19 - 03:23I never thought I'd see the day I'd be on the verge of gambling out a Rat-Race
03:25 - 03:26It might be fun
03:31 - 03:33Ask around for an Ace Chase as well
03:40 - 03:46I might aswell give in, get me a Gold Mine, Star Turn and Chase It too
03:46 - 03:49Chase It's are 5p play with a £1.50 Jackpot, they play a lot better too I'm told.
03:53 - 03:56I'm converted