| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been informed Vegas has been a bust for our comrades |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They started at Luxor, but the pussy well was dry |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So they proceeded to MGM and Cosmo |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their beckoning for wet dripping beaver left their dicks soft as sheep skin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also, that blithering idiot AJ went missing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think you must be mistaken |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | These gentleman are magnets for what those Americans call "Snatch" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | These boys.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They didn't get any pussy, let alone talk to girls |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their foreskin did not unravel to make intercourse |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | My dick is getting soft hearing such news. Please go find me a prostitute, for Christ sake. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the impotent fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Four chiseled rock hard bodies in Vegas and no cooter?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They'd have better luck digging Anne Frank up! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Unfucking believeable! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not even a prostitute?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm told the Zerhusen boy kissed a girl |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hell, I thought he was gay this entire time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the other three baboons came up empty?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they brought 14 condoms in preperation |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I hope they used them to ram eachothers assholes into bloody oblivion! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they tried to spit game at McDonalds at Luxor |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And they couldn't pull a few porkers eating Quarter Pounders? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now I'm craving a McFlurry! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These boys are hopeless |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Destined for virgin rebirth |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even the women could smell their puss aroma |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should send them to the showers for being spineless twats! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Getting laid should have been a DEAD mother fucking GIVEAWAY! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At least Kyle saw a singular fucking titty |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The other three queens were probably playing Who's in My Butt the entire time! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe it wasn't their fault... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe the Vegas pussy wasn't primed for the pumping |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I know how sluts can be when there's better dick to be had |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | One testicle.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | One testicle and I have more balls than those cowardly pissants! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The easiest place in the world to get laid, and they penetrate nothing. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Eleanor liked them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But she knew her clit was bigger than their minuscule chodes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And with AJ bragging about his beer chugging every chance he got! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he doesn't have a gag reflex either |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what else I can say |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can only hope they get their act together for the next Bro Trip |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Women deserve their seed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now fetch my lotion bottle. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will masturbate, just as each of the boys did on the Luxor carpet |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Except for AJ..don't tell AJ |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ..and he didn't have a clue. |
