| 00:00 - 00:03 | The boys have returned from their Vegas trip |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All four came back with the same news |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | caption text here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They stayed here at Suxor and Moved down the strip |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They had everything working for them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but unfortunately the outcome was not the best |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So they only fucked a couple girls |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A couple times, a couple blowies |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They Fucked no one |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were unable to initiate intercourse |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who said sex in vegas was a sure thing, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCCKKK!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They were in Vegas were snatch runs Wild! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they fucked noone? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why did they not stat at the Cosmopolitan like I suggested |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Anything besides the FUCKING SUXOR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did they not try the pool parties for fucks sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they tried Kyle even saw a tit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why did he not penetrate her beaver |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They left to go to another bar |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What of Kevin he should of had no problem |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or Aj and Ryan |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This was a trip to vegas, SIN CITY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Pussy from wall to wall" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Everyone gets laid every day" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They should have split those hos like firewood |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They needed to stick to the goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How could they not even score a hand job or a hard rub |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The cooter was theirs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Their balls should have been black and blue |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like smashed grapes in a leather coin purse |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | smashed grapes... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | smashed grapes empty of their manhood |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I could of whipped my dick out on the strip and gotten it sucked |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | yet they fail |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They will rise to fuck again, fear not |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ryan and Kyle should of made an Eiffel Tower |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had dreams of Aj and Kevin watching from their bed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dreams of Cumbrothers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That dream continues to elude |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Team Raw dog has failed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They spread their seed to noone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Except perhaps AJ in the shower |
