| 00:00 - 00:03 | The bet was made almost a year to this day. It was to be a battle of strength and endurance. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The competition was scheduled to take place, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at this gym here and the running track, here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, the event has not gone ahead, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they have decided. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Russian, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Russian refuses to reply to any emails. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It seems he has gone underground again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody that thinks the Russian would have won the bet, stay here. Everyone else, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I waited a whole year to see this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now you tell me that it isn't happening! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who do they think they are? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They think this bet was over a fucking watch? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fuck the watch. I'll shove it up their arse, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and listen to its swiss movement ticking away, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and we will always be able to hear when the coward is amongst us. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, I'm sure they can arrange another bet. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Another bet! Are you absolutely insane. I am not waiting another fucking year! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führerr, it was the fat Russian's fault, the Indian trained hard for this. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a Hermann Göring whose fault it was! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are both responsible! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual: |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Sir, he is to blame" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "No, Sir, it was him" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They had one year to arrange this. One entire year! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All that time to make a plan, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to prepare and to train. It is all so simple! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They have failed themselves. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And what about me. Me god damn it! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now I have nothing to look forward to. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I waited so long... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like a fool I had faith in these two. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even made a side bet with Mussolini himself, and trust me it was for a lot more than a shitty Audemars Piguet |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And they throw it back in my face like this. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Anna. They have let us all down. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Indian will demand the watch. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Russian will refuse to pay. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What a mess. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It was meant to be a harmless bet. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe a little fun for the rest of us, something we could all enjoy. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But all I have experienced is disappointment. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck those guys... |
