| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welkommen to ze German planning meet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need to deliver |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here und here und here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but we do not have ze drivers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | und i do not know what to do |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we never have enough drivers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | zat is ze plan |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Gerd |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have no hope |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Wilhemshafen is on shutdown |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who gives a toss get out now...! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They never have a hope mit my plan |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It doesn´t work deliberately |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They are fucked |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Und do you zink I give a shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucked I say, well and truly fucked i say |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happens on Friday in Gent |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you think I dont leave plants empty deliberately |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I must make those schedulers suffer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Gerd they cannot meet the plan |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Has that ever worried me before |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Gerd, EVC Wilhelmshafen may run out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Zat is ze daily business |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Zat is what is is |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do I look like I give a zhit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They must Go For It |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why do they need drivers..? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why do they need trucks..? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ron Hanley scheduled better at Sandbach 40 years ago |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I delivered 4000m3 from 2000m3 trailers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And scheduled the whole of Germany on my own |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I did in in the war |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We must confuse ze fucking Spaniards |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is what it is |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Und Martin Hahn |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why doesn´t he ever answer his fucking phone....!!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Am I here to make peoples lifes easy..? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And does anyone think I give a zhit about OWL |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or that anyone might run out |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the Polish schedulers are no better |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Paulina, he´s German |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is nothing I can do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The weekly plan is just a fairy tale |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But do I care |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Is just peanuts |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We must put all our brains in one hat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...because... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I´ve really no idea what I´m doing |
