00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Breivik, information has come through regarding an extremist attack in Algeria |
00:04 - 00:05 | Muslim extremism is increasing throughout Africa |
00:05 - 00:07 | and seeping into Western countries |
00:08 - 00:12 | France have banned the Burqa |
00:12 - 00:15 | And other countries are following suit |
00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, fine, just tell me this |
00:19 - 00:21 | How's my white Norwegian paradise? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Breivik |
00:27 - 00:28 | Norway |
00:31 - 00:33 | Norway is treating Muslims like normal people |
00:34 - 00:36 | They let a few thousand in and are giving them assistance |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room now if you're either Sunni, Shiite or a Sufi. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck let this happen? |
01:15 - 01:17 | This is a Christian country for fuck's sake! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Where in the Bible does it say to love thy enemy |
01:25 - 01:28 | This isn't what Jesus wanted |
01:29 - 01:31 | Imagine if he knew |
01:31 - 01:34 | We were letting in brown-skinned men with beards |
01:34 - 01:37 | We need to have our citizens look more like Him |
01:37 - 01:40 | A prototypical Arian worthy of building our society on. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Breivik Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jew |
01:42 - 01:46 | Stop! I can't be racist with all of your fancy facts |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Breivik, do you really care if the Lord was brown? |
01:48 - 01:52 | He could turn water into fucking wine and I wouldn't love him if he was brown. |
01:53 - 01:54 | There's too many of them! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Since when were Norwegians so piss weak? |
01:57 - 02:00 | We're the descendants of Vikings for fuck's sake! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Yet when was the last time we raped and pillaged? |
02:04 - 02:08 | I bet border control just let Osama waltz up and enter! |
02:08 - 02:13 | We need more Leviticus and a little less Sermon on the Mount. |
02:14 - 02:16 | That'll teach those god-damned gays. |
02:17 - 02:21 | We need to pull down all the Mosques and kill these Muslims, just like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | But we've gotta keep churches |
02:30 - 02:34 | Kids may become hateful if they don't have Christ |
02:34 - 02:36 | I went to church and look how well I turned out. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Norwegians... |
02:43 - 02:47 | They'd probably see terrorism and be too awkward to report it |
02:48 - 02:53 | We find it easier to climb a fucking mountain than talk to a stranger |
02:54 - 02:56 | Have some balls! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Just pick up a phone and talk like a normal person |
03:00 - 03:02 | Having aspergers isn't an excuse to let terrorists cross the borders! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Helga, we're all socially retarded |
03:14 - 03:16 | I remember when I was young |
03:19 - 03:23 | Little Anders in his perfect little white world |
03:25 - 03:26 | No Muslims |
03:31 - 03:33 | No challenges |
03:40 - 03:46 | Just in my own delusional world with my fingers in my ears, no one cared then that I ignored facts. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Now I'm an "adult" |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll show them. |