Hitler Rant
280 views • 7/6/2015
Hitler finds out the Allies have captured Rammstein
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The SS, who are not acting on your orders from all the other Hitler parodies, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | are protecting our Metal Bands at the popular Heavy Metal clubs in Berlin. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Regrettably, we lost Sodom, Kingdom Come and Kreator yesterday. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Udo Dirkschneider and Doro Pesch were taken yesterday morning. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | here and here.Morale amongst the German men has plummeted after she was captured. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least I have two Rammstein tickets for tonight to cheer me up... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | .And I am not missing that for anything.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuerher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rammstein |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ..... Rammstein were all captured by the Allies at The Max-Schelming Halle last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It has been confirmed in this week's Metal Hammer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out except those responsible for security,tour dates, tickets and merchandising for the Rammstein tour |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are we going to do now for fuck's sake!!!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | who in the name of Valhalla is going to headline the Nuremburg rallies now?. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Rammstein was the only stadium Metal band we had in the whole fucking Reich |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The fucking Scorpions could have done it before they sold out to the American market and fucked off!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why the fuck did we invade Poland,or Belgium! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | who haven't got one decent Heavy Metal band!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and why did we even bother with France |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we have to play that crap French music for 30% of every hour on Wehrmacht radio |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuerher we still have all our German folk bands |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Folk bands!for fuck's sake.Are you fucking serious!?twats dancing around in Lederhosen |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but we still have Blind Guardian.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Blind Guardian?!their new album has fucking two ninety piece orchestras' and three fucking choirs for fucks sake! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a fucking disaster..How can we invade anywhere now? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why the fuck didnt we invade England!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We would have been able to go to the Download festival |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | without having to travel all the fucking way by bus and ferry as we usually have to do... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and then we can't get home for the European summer festivals |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | as the bus and the ferries get commandered |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | by the fucking allies to invade France |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and we end up in a POW camp in fucking Scotland! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What the fuck is there to do up there in the rain and the fog for fucks sake!? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why the fuck didnt we build the channel tunnel from here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | instead of letting the fucking French have the easy access to England |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And how are we going to compete with the NWOBHM now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Iron Maiden are even writing Churchill's famous speeches for him |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the allies have even taught Eddy to fly a fucking Spitfire. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Rammstein was the inspiration to dress all the SS in black |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | now I will have to change all the SS uniforms at vast expense |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | so they look like Poison or some other glam tossers for fucks sake.Ill be the laughing stock of Europe! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry I am sure he doesnt really mean Poison.They are only popular in Japan these days |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Next years Wacken Rock Festival wont be the same with a lot of allied bands playing for the first time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now the allies are always bombing the electricity plants, the bands will probably have to play unplugged..its going to be shit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Du Hass..Ich Will. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | just brilliant... just so me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now we will never get to hear Live Aus Berlin as the band actually intended it to be for The Nuremburg rally |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Till Lindemann was a genius.Christoph Schneider was the best drummer in the whole of Germany |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope I can scrounge a couple of Download tickets off Churchill. |
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