00:00 - 00:03 | According to our intel, Russia and his CS:GO buddies escaped through this route. |
00:04 - 00:05 | He proceeded to rape Martz along the way... |
00:05 - 00:07 | And stop to call Tiddly a cuck. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Mogar organized a rescue team to retrieve Russia... |
00:12 - 00:15 | Earlier this morning, he told us he should be back soon with Russia. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Do not worry, Mogar has everything under control. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Russia will come back into the Staff, you'll see. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Para... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Mogar... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Mogar was unable to retrieve Russia and was killed. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Russia took the body and... raped it. |
00:53 - 00:58 | The following people stay here: Fidel, Detective British, Larouche, Rasputin, and Dilham. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE GET RUSSIA BACK?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | WE NEED RUSSIA HERE OR CMRP WILL FAIL! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I KNEW MOGAR COULDN'T BE TRUSTED WITH SUCH A SIMPLE FUCKING TASK... |
01:25 - 01:28 | ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON THAT RETARDED BUFFOON... |
01:29 - 01:31 | I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM! |
01:31 - 01:34 | YOU GUYS DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND, WITHOUT RUSSIA, WE ARE BUTTFUCKED! ANAL! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I WOULD EXPECT RUSSIA TO COME BACK LIKE ALL THE OTHERS, BUT NO!!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | NOW BOTH SERVERS WILL GO TO HELL AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, please calm down and just ERP with me... |
01:42 - 01:46 | FIDEL, YOU FUCKING CHILD, GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Dad, ERP will make it all better. |
01:48 - 01:52 | YOU THINK I CAN TAKE TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO ERP, YOU FUCKING SICKO?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | NOT EVEN WITH SATIRICAL! |
01:56 - 01:57 | YOU STUPID ASSHOLES DON'T UNDERSTAND... |
01:57 - 02:00 | I KNEW I SHOULDN'T OF PUT YOU IN CMRP STAFF... |
02:00 - 02:03 | YOU ALL WOULD FUCK EVERYTHING UP, AND NOW I DON'T HAVE A PRODUCER!!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! WITHOUT RUSSIA, WE'RE PRACTICALLY LYING IN A PILE OF DOGSHIT! |
02:08 - 02:13 | RUSSIA IS TOO BUSY WITH CS:GO TO DO HIS STAFF SHIT! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I NEED THAT FUCKER ONLINE... |
02:17 - 02:21 | OR ELSE ALL OF YOU ARE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK, INCLUDING MARLON! |
02:27 - 02:29 | So why don't you horsefucks go and find him, then? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm not supposed to fucking hold your hand! |
02:34 - 02:36 | I have shit to do, you asswipes. |
02:41 - 02:42 | For once... |
02:43 - 02:47 | DO YOUR OWN SHIT! GO FIND RUSSIA AND BRING HIM BACK TO ME! |
02:48 - 02:53 | WHY ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STILL IN THIS ROOM?! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm getting the chopping block ready, boys... |
02:56 - 02:59 | I'VE BEEN WATCHING ALL OF YOU, AND THE CRP STAFF!!! |
03:00 - 03:02 | AND FIDEL, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING CHILD! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Satirical... |
03:14 - 03:16 | I knew Russia could not be trusted as a Producer... |
03:19 - 03:23 | He has SA powers... he could ban us all right now. And SCG would burn to the ground. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I would be no more. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We've failed... I've failed... |
03:40 - 03:46 | I should just give the entire community to Kyundi while I still can... |
03:46 - 03:49 | I am at a loss of words right now. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I hate my life. |