00:00 - 00:03 | Now that we got Tyson Chandler from the Knicks |
00:04 - 00:05 | we should be able to make a nice spot for Amar'e Stoudamire. |
00:05 - 00:07 | same with Brandon Bass, Rasual Butler, or even Jordan Hill. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Not to mention that we got rid of Marcus Morris and Brendan Wright |
00:12 - 00:15 | We will be able to make room for more potential free agents this summer |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah. Just as long as we can can land LaMarcus Aldridge. |
00:19 - 00:21 | That's pretty much the only motherfucker I want. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
00:27 - 00:28 | LaMarcus Aldridge he |
00:31 - 00:33 | he signed with the San Antonio Spurs an hour ago |
00:34 - 00:36 | he confirmed it via twitter as we speak |
00:53 - 00:58 | All you cocksuckers got a Diamondback game to attend. I suggest you leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking cockfaggot motherfucker!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | That cumguzzling piece of shit! I can't fucking believe it! |
01:18 - 01:23 | He wanted those fat cunts. He can go fuck those fat cunts! |
01:25 - 01:28 | oh! Instead of giving us all blue balls, Aldridge!!! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Go shove those fucking churros up your asshole!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | What's so fucking amazing about San Antonio than what we have in Phoenix?! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I bet it about those goddamn Tex-Mex food. the last time I had it |
01:37 - 01:40 | felt like Greg Oden ran a marathon up my asshole |
01:40 - 01:42 | My wife and I went Alamo-Cafe there before. It was something quite extraordinary like never before. |
01:42 - 01:46 | We're not talking about the fucking food, you cockass! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But you should really try Los Palapos. It gave me an epiphany. |
01:48 - 01:52 | It was fucking amazing. I admit! That's not the fucking point! |
01:53 - 01:54 | LaMarcus Aldridge!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | He was supposed to come to Phoenix and win us championships. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I am so sick of Gregg Popovich and his ugly face. |
02:00 - 02:03 | and his 3 fuck buddy amingos. |
02:04 - 02:08 | This is such utter bullshit!! I want payback for 2007! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Nash, Stoudemire, Bell, and Diaw deserved a ring here with us. |
02:14 - 02:16 | The curse of Robert Horry is coming back to rip my dick apart!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | 7 years later, this Diaw fat fuck won a ring with the very same dipshit that took us out. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm going to shoot my brain out!!! |
02:30 - 02:34 | Who the fuck do we have now?! Chandler? He skips leg day like a little bitch!! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Have you seen my legs? Made him like a little bitch I tell you. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Come the fuck on!!! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Our beloved Raja Bell won this year with Steve Kerr and the Golden State Sheep Shaggers. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Aldridge really hurts my asshole I tell you that. I haven't hurt like this |
02:54 - 02:56 | since I did the Blazin Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I should've been a Heat fan...Oh wait. The Spurs fucked them up last year. |
03:00 - 03:02 | The Spurs are the reason why I'm doing Crystal Meth the past 15 years. |
03:04 - 03:07 | We need to go join the Spurs bandwagon asap. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Not going to lie to y'all. |
03:19 - 03:23 | goddamn the Spurs for putting me in this predicament. |
03:25 - 03:26 | assholes... |
03:31 - 03:33 | One of these days |
03:40 - 03:46 | I am going to end up putting a Luger up to my temple |
03:46 - 03:49 | Gregg Popovich is going to be the next Dos Equis dude. |
03:53 - 03:56 | that Serbian fuck. |