| 00:00 - 00:05 | So then she passes out on the floor and my friends say what is our food |
| 00:00 - 00:05 | Hi I am Pablo Cammacho. I am looking for a job and I will not take no for an answer |
| 00:00 - 00:05 | I said wake up woman sleep later. Our friends need to be fed! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I pack fudge too so lets do this job right boss |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So hire me or face my angry drunken midget wife |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Her breasts sag to her waistline you have no idea bro |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But she is so ugly my dog won't even look at her |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | no what I mean ever see a ugly bitch hah hah ha haaa |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | hahahaaaahaahahahahaha ya know |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | ya know hahaha |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | speaking jibberish |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | hahahaha more jibberish hahaha |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | so I tell my wife this steak wont cook itself |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Then I tell her season that damn steak |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | that shit needs more salt and pepper and that bitch says damn you |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Shes like do I look like a cook |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | yup you do hahaha |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I tell her the bathroom needs to be waxed |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | She gives me this look and I hand her a toothbrush and paste to wax my floor |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | She says damn you you bastard |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Shes like I refuse to clean |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | you do it now or I send you back to Mexico |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Shes banging at the door threatning to call the cops on me |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So I tell her enough talk make me a sammich woman and make it now your master is hungry |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | So she leaves for the kitchen and im like ok seriously dont forget the damn mayo woman |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Are you listening woman? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I demand respect wear this thong and bake me a cake while your making that food or me |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So she puts on the thong and her fat ass tore it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | She takes it of and throws it at my face |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | she is frantic but fuck it ya know |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I go in my closet and grab a broom and tell her the living room needs to be swept |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | so she leaves and starts working |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I go to the kitchen and call all of my friends |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They are dying on the phone |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I tell them get over here and bring a camera |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | hahaha |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and they start dying laughing |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | hahaha |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Did they come? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes they came and brought their cameras |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | shes like no way you called them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | crowd laughs |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | My Wife comes out and says whats going on? |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and you what did you say? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I said dont worry about it go in the kitchen and start cooking |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Shes like you evil man I cant stand you! |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I am crying I cant stop laughing this fat bitch is cooking with her fat stomach out |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | it is just hanging and swinging like a pendellum |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | yeah yeah back and forth |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | like a grandfather clock |
