00:00 - 00:03 | Professor Field, I report back from the inspections around the UK |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have finished the North West and Midlands |
00:05 - 00:07 | and even most of Birmingham |
00:08 - 00:12 | The inspections proceed as planned into Coventry |
00:12 - 00:15 | and next week we'll complete all practices near the M40 |
00:17 - 00:19 | So, how are the GPs |
00:19 - 00:21 | around the country taking it? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Professor Field |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's... |
00:31 - 00:33 | It's a total disaster - Chaand Nagpaul from the BMA |
00:34 - 00:36 | has called for an end to CQC Inspections |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who disagreed with the introduction of Appraisal and Revalidation while I was Chair of the RCGP please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | That bastard Chaand! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We used to be friends before I took over CQC |
01:18 - 01:23 | and now everyone is stabbing me in the back |
01:25 - 01:28 | I took over the CQC |
01:29 - 01:31 | and it was supposed to be an honour |
01:31 - 01:34 | after being Deputy Medical Director at NHS England and Chair of the RCGP |
01:34 - 01:37 | But now they have sidelined me into this new body |
01:37 - 01:40 | and there isn't a GP in the country who still respects me |
01:40 - 01:42 | Nobody listens to the BMA, they're a bunch of spineless twats |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks, of course they do, Chaand's got a real pair of testicles |
01:46 - 01:48 | Most people resigned from the BMA |
01:48 - 01:52 | But now they're rejoining that Fucking BMA |
01:53 - 01:54 | and now they dare to stand up to me |
01:56 - 01:58 | I'm used to the Croc Pit on DNUK comparing me to Baron Greenback |
01:58 - 02:00 | so I managed to sabotage their shitty website |
02:00 - 02:03 | but then Doctors Mess popped up |
02:04 - 02:08 | then they flocked to Twitter to slag me off with their silly "hashtags" |
02:08 - 02:13 | and that Fucking Facebook with its "Resilient GP" rubbish |
02:14 - 02:16 | and now there's even a Campaign to Save General Practice |
02:17 - 02:21 | all having a go at the CQC, comparing us to Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | All I ever wanted was to head an organisation |
02:30 - 02:34 | to be given the respect that I deserve |
02:34 - 02:36 | and perhaps an MBE or knighthood at the end of it |
02:41 - 02:42 | Then the Tories win |
02:43 - 02:47 | and that incompetent Jeremy Hunt manages to keep his job |
02:48 - 02:53 | and he screws it all up for me with his stupid "New Deal" for GPs |
02:54 - 02:56 | Full of shitty ideas like working 7 days a week |
02:56 - 02:59 | and pulling 5000 more GPs out of his own arse |
03:00 - 03:02 | so they haven't got the time or patience for my inspections |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's not your fault, it did look like a maggot at that practice |
03:14 - 03:16 | A CQC inspection should not be a burden for a well-managed practice |
03:19 - 03:23 | At least I can still depend on my old buddy |
03:25 - 03:26 | Maureen Baker at the RCGP |
03:31 - 03:33 | She would never let me down |
03:40 - 03:46 | If the CQC falls apart, I'll never live it down |
03:46 - 03:49 | but the worst thing of all |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll have to go back to clinical practice |