USA Table Tennis Bans Hitler from Olympic Trials

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Hitler learns that USA Table Tennis has banned him from competition for his repeated attempts to kill the opposition. (Created by Larry Hodges)

00:00 - 00:01USATT has banned you from the Table Tennis Tryouts.

00:02 - 00:04I have trained for this all my life.

00:05 - 00:06How can they do this to me?!!!

00:07 - 00:09I was so very, very close!!!

00:10 - 00:13I practiced so hard, day after day.

00:13 - 00:14I learned to illegally hide my serve and use speed glue!

00:15 - 00:17I blackmailed every umpire! Let me play!!!

00:17 - 00:17Let me play!!!

00:18 - 00:18Let me play!!!

00:19 - 00:22Let me play!!!