| 00:04 - 00:06 | What time is it |
| 00:06 - 00:11 | Eff Off |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Baloney |
| 00:06 - 00:11 | caption text here |
| 00:06 - 00:06 | Your time |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Where is the usa |
| 00:10 - 00:11 | Give me a map |
| 00:12 - 00:14 | Yeah, I could. |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | I'm serious... |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | so am I. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | (offscreen) Would you like to prove it? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | No, I don't think that's necessary. |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | (offscreen) Are you high? |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | No. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | (laughing) You're full of shit... |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | No, I'm serious. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No way. |
| 00:28 - 00:31 | Well if you're not high, then let's get back to Libya... |
| 00:28 - 00:28 | I'm not high. |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | No, that's ok. |
| 00:32 - 00:33 | No, she says. |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | (laughing) |
| 00:35 - 00:38 | I don't know anything about Libya... |
| 00:38 - 00:42 | You really just want to make me look bad don't you? |
| 00:46 - 00:47 | Yes. |
| 00:47 - 00:49 | You're a douchebag piece of shit. |
| 00:49 - 00:50 | Ok. |
