| 00:00 - 00:03 | A.B. is out practising his casting again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, the leads have landed here, here, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we don't think he's done any serious damage as yet |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but there have been unconfirmed reports of damaged cars here and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | he's watched Crack Off's videos? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and had a couple of lessons ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I,m not sure......................... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we think he uses his PC just for porn |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he's into goats and leather and shit |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | in that case all those without hard hats had better go and buy one now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck is he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we've told him umpteen times he's a fucking menace |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | throwing lead all over the fucking place without a clue |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What does he think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's totally lost it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it's a fucking miracle there isn't a shortage of lead |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he's got more chance of concussing a fish |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | rather than catching it on the end of his line |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss he does use a shock leader |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | it makes no difference to him he could crack of a steel hawser |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he does go to Dorchy to pick up some tips from the pros |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | pick up tips from the pros? he couldn't pick up VD in a brothel |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Swing it, chuck it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and hope for the fucking best |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if it lands on the same beach it's a fucking miracle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he should shout FORE when he casts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | should be reported to the HSE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I didn't have shares in Breakaway I'd ban him altogether |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he needs to take up something safer |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | like dominoes, crochet, Bingo or needlework anything to keep him off the beach |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | maybe I shouldn't be so hard on him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but he drives me round the fucking bend |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they should have kept the afterbirth and thrown him away |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | it's making me ill just thinking about it.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | confiscate all his gear and tell him to do some proper work for a change |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that'll keep him out of trouble |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | stop the twat from destroying the shoreline |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, you're safe in Surrey |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | no longer will hard hats be needed at Ferrybridge |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | West Bexington residents will thank us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | at last |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we can fish safely |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | keep him away from the sock drawer as well |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if we can do both these things we may have a chance |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | if not we're fucked |
