| 00:00 - 00:03 | Another parade is coming through the town |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It begins here near Malapizza |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And snakes through here past our balcony |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It begins at 10pm |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I guess we will be drinking Cruz Campo by then |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There should never be a parade as late as 10pm |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That is.. fucking silly |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ron.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is also a parade at 2am tonight |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's the last day of the Holy Week celebrations |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has a dislike for my swearing should probably leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK MAN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 2 in the fucking morning?! Are you fucking kidding me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I didn't come to this country for any culture |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Holy fucking moly |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Avi got drugged the other night |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I haven't grown an inch over 4ft since I was 16 years old |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Andy is always battering me at Fifa |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And why is that Yuppy wanker Squires so fucking good at ten pin bowling!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He goes home on Thursday night Ron |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | His fucking kneeslide will forever be etched on my memory! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ron, he did get carpet burn on his knees |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A burn of fucking victory |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stephan has been here four days |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And already he is calling me a motherfucker |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Michael has been stroking mental Zoe's hands |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The crazy little bint |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I would give her one but that is besides the point |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Valentin said our humour is fucking shit compared to the Brits |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hes only 17 and he high fived me through a fucking wall |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And why do my motherfucking parents always phone me when Im drinking |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | God Ive drank alot recently. More than Nick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And he had to chase the train with coffee splurting on his face and chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Max is always putting me off at penalties |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Making motherfucking monkey noises |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't deal with this shit man, I just can't |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why won't any of the barmaids at Boyds suck me off |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are all so fucking hot man |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But they heard a rumour that I like country music |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And who the fuck, apart from me, likes country music?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, he likes Kasabian as well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | God I need to get out of here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Back to the land where I can shoot guns |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Swear like a motherfucker |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Without any consequences |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And track down that fucking kid |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That horrible little kid |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Who stole my motherfucking fucking bong... |
