00:00 - 00:03 | The Red Lion quiz is about to start |
00:04 - 00:05 | Village Bike are sat there |
00:05 - 00:07 | And the Buzzcocks sit here |
00:08 - 00:12 | I gather Maliboobs 2 couldn't make it tonight |
00:12 - 00:15 | and Super Frank is in tatters after Danny Mochan had a one night stand with his fit daughter |
00:17 - 00:19 | I have had enough of this quiz |
00:19 - 00:21 | I can't take this any more. 9.30pm start?! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Dave... |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The quiz is at 10pm now |
00:34 - 00:36 | Young Cheryl only finishes her shift at the chippy at 9.40 |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wouldn't do disgusting things to her, get out now |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
01:15 - 01:17 | 10pm start?!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I have driven all the way from fucking Haydock! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Good god |
01:29 - 01:31 | Ive battled with lawyers all fucking day |
01:31 - 01:34 | I sleep in a bedsit with no heating, and a bed that falls over |
01:34 - 01:37 | I wank to keep myself warm |
01:37 - 01:40 | And Ive just been relegated on Football Manager with Aston Fucking Villa! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Dave, they are not the force they used to be |
01:42 - 01:46 | I bought Luis Suarez and David de Cunting Gea! |
01:46 - 01:48 | A racist and a Callum McGrath lookalike are not everything |
01:48 - 01:52 | Regardless, this quiz is a joke |
01:53 - 01:54 | "Is Berlin in England?!" |
01:56 - 01:57 | And Fred Lion, what a stupid name |
01:57 - 02:00 | Zoe Ball is black? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Macbethnal Green... |
02:04 - 02:08 | What the fuck was I thinking?! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I'd rather be eating three of Tesco's finest reduced birthday cakes |
02:14 - 02:16 | They are fucking gorgeous |
02:17 - 02:21 | I don't care if they make me tubby |
02:27 - 02:29 | I am at my happiest doing the belly wiggle |
02:30 - 02:34 | Young Cheryl loves it when I belly wiggle |
02:34 - 02:36 | One day I will get my end away with her |
02:41 - 02:42 | Open the box... |
02:43 - 02:47 | The first firing of pottery is a fucking biscuit firing?!? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I hope New Zealand doesn't have a pub like this |
02:54 - 02:56 | With nobody like Welsh Cen around |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | If he isn't a paedophile then I don't know who is |
03:04 - 03:07 | You did tell him you were 18 at the time |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I do have similar fantasies |
03:19 - 03:23 | My jokes about Madeline McCann are not on |
03:25 - 03:26 | I miss Felton |
03:31 - 03:33 | We were great together |
03:40 - 03:46 | Not a day goes by where I don't reminisce our Dolmio Day joke |
03:46 - 03:49 | I need his sick Rape Squad humour back at this table |
03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully he will stop smoking crack and come back to the quiz |