00:00 - 00:03 | Ryan, Ryan Dulling is the man we are looking for |
00:04 - 00:05 | He was spotted doing Crossfit |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we've been told, his alias is "Dish Bitch." |
00:12 - 00:15 | His attempts at growing beards..simply pitiful. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Nonetheless, we will find him. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out which girl he is with |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Ryan |
00:31 - 00:33 | Ryan can't choose just one girl |
00:34 - 00:36 | Just last night we saw him wanking to asian fart porn |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who did not see Ryan jerking off, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking?!?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You saw his dick and did nothing?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Jordan Shipley would have takin' that dick! |
01:25 - 01:28 | You know the influence we could have on him just playing with the tip! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Poor allison is outside crying right now! |
01:31 - 01:34 | She took that dick in the butt! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Many have suffered, for way too long!!!!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | They fell in love with that Rich Froning look-alike mother fucker |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Ryan thought each of those girls liked Jesus, & penis |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to let that dick with a dick roam about! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, his true intentions were not to bail.. |
01:48 - 01:52 | If that stank pussy had just finished crossfitting, would he have bailed then? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Find out which woman he is with! |
01:56 - 01:57 | NOW..As for Jordan, where is he? |
01:57 - 02:00 | He mates with many women too. |
02:00 - 02:03 | That cockmuffin must die as well! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Must he seriously explain everything?? |
02:08 - 02:13 | When I shoot pool he explains how I could shoot the corner shot better! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I mean come on, STF up! |
02:17 - 02:21 | If he and Ryan were in the same room, I bet those queers would scissor til the sun comes up! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Johnson City will suffer if they live. |
02:30 - 02:34 | For God's sake, Jordan poops on girls right here. |
02:34 - 02:36 | And Ryan thinks his muscles are this big. Pfff! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I hate them both.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | They can both suck a big ol black weiner for all I care |
02:48 - 02:53 | Shit, did you know they both say gay sayings like "easy side of yella" |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yea sure. That makes sense ya douches |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole "roomate" thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Haley: "It's okay allison, I took that weiner in my mouth too." |
03:14 - 03:16 | We must expose Ryan and Jordan's gayness |
03:19 - 03:23 | They'll crumble and hopefully kill themselves |
03:25 - 03:26 | Everyone wins. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Johnson City will prevail |
03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Kaci, she has herpes. Big ol genital herpes. |
03:46 - 03:49 | If she gets checked now, hopefully she won't get the AIDS |
03:53 - 03:56 | May God be with us all. |