00:00 - 00:03 | RG Beats has a new EP coming out soon |
00:04 - 00:05 | He's an ambitious dickhead though.. |
00:05 - 00:07 | because most of his shows have been in either..Chorley or the surrounding area |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell,Sainsburys wont give him the time off to finish it |
00:12 - 00:15 | but we have reason to believe he has handed his holiday form in so he can finish it in his bedroom. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of his boss |
00:19 - 00:21 | We need to know if he is going to compress more than 6 times |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | erm... |
00:31 - 00:33 | erm Karen from HR had their details in her blackberry |
00:34 - 00:39 | But she was jumped on her way to leyland tesco to buy a bag of quavers |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has doubts in stopping Robs' EP from being finished leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK MAN? |
01:15 - 01:18 | I SPENT HOURS ON THE PHONE TO GET QUAVERS PUT IN THE CANTEEN VENDING MACHINE |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND SHE GOES TO TESCO BEHIND MY BACK LIKE THAT? |
01:25 - 01:28 | WHAT DOES SHE EXPECT TO HAPPEN? ITS LEYLAND |
01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT A GREEDY RAT |
01:31 - 01:34 | DOES SHE NOT UNDERSTAND ITS A CON? |
01:34 - 01:37 | YOU GET ABOUT 5 EXTRA CRISP FOR THAT RISE IN PRICE |
01:37 - 01:40 | EVEN DJ SAINSBURYS PROBABLY KNOWS THAT. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they had them on buy one get one free |
01:42 - 01:46 | SO YOUR SAFETY IS WORTH A FREE BAG OF CRISPS? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, £1.10 for a bag is kind of steep in the recession |
01:48 - 01:52 | THAT IS THE BEST RATE I COULD GET FROM THE VENDOR YOU PRICK |
01:53 - 01:54 | I CANT AFFORD SICK PAY AS IT IS |
01:56 - 01:57 | HEAD OFFICE HAVE BEEN ON MY BACK FOR WEEKS |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Rob finished a remix we need to cut hours!" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Rob posted a picture showing his EP is almost done, work harder" |
02:04 - 02:08 | I PUT IN 60 HOURS THIS WEEK WITH 'IT' TRYING TO HACK HIS COMPUTER |
02:08 - 02:13 | BUT THEY JUST THINK I SIT HERE DOING NOTHING BECAUSE HE'S TWEETING BULLSHIT AND BEING HAPPY |
02:14 - 02:16 | IT PISSES ME OFF MAN |
02:17 - 02:21 | I GET SHIT WHILST HE PHOTOSHOPS CATS ALL DAY |
02:27 - 02:29 | I put the work in and get nothing back man. |
02:30 - 02:34 | All I want is to be appreciated for my efforts |
02:34 - 02:36 | and for my album to be signed to viper before his. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Ive been trying to get signed for 15 years |
02:43 - 02:47 | BUT I NEVER GET A RESPONSE ON MY DEMOS I POST ON YOUTUBE |
02:48 - 02:53 | Chino wanker? How about you shut up, you shelf stacking arsehole.. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Go swipe a nectar card you cock |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who does he think he is? Gok Wan? |
03:00 - 03:02 | HIS SUITS ARE STUPID MAN |
03:04 - 03:07 | Your tailoring is great Janine |
03:14 - 03:16 | I need to calm down |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe my vengeance samples arent good enough? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Guys... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we will all like his new EP? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Im just jealous and should ask him to retweet my links |
03:46 - 03:49 | He could teach me how to compress |
03:53 - 03:56 | I just want to be Skrillex |